97. My one wish cannot be 'I wish everything on this piece of paper was true'.
227. My last wish cannot be "I wish we were playing another game."
257. I cannot wish nobody else gets wishes.
568. My first wish cannot be "I wish you grant all my wishes to the spirit and letter of the wish."
569. All 3 of my wishes cannot involve Alpacas.
653. Cannot wish for the party to have common sense. Even the wish spell has its limits.
744. My second wish can't be for a new, more open minded genie to grant my remaining wishes.
745. Can't wish I was the GM.
981. My last wish cannot be for Ragnarok.
1130. I cannot wish we were playing the previous edition of the game.
1153. I can't wish to change my vote on what module we're playing.
1242. I can't wish that somebody competent wrote this module.
1502. My first wish can't be to invalidate the previous character's last wish.
1516. I will not wish we were still playing Torg.
1553. I can't wish my girlfriend was hot like you.
1658. The words "Rock Opera" will not appear in any of my wishes.
227. My last wish cannot be "I wish we were playing another game."
257. I cannot wish nobody else gets wishes.
568. My first wish cannot be "I wish you grant all my wishes to the spirit and letter of the wish."
569. All 3 of my wishes cannot involve Alpacas.
653. Cannot wish for the party to have common sense. Even the wish spell has its limits.
744. My second wish can't be for a new, more open minded genie to grant my remaining wishes.
745. Can't wish I was the GM.
981. My last wish cannot be for Ragnarok.
1130. I cannot wish we were playing the previous edition of the game.
1153. I can't wish to change my vote on what module we're playing.
1242. I can't wish that somebody competent wrote this module.
1502. My first wish can't be to invalidate the previous character's last wish.
1516. I will not wish we were still playing Torg.
1553. I can't wish my girlfriend was hot like you.
1658. The words "Rock Opera" will not appear in any of my wishes.
Mud Eel: Now you may each receive your wish for real. But be warned: There are no do-overs!
Finn: Okay. So you guys should wish to get your buddies back, right?
Hot Dog Knight 1: I wish for a box!
(A box appears.)
Hot Dog Knight 1: Sweet!
Hot Dog Knight 2: I wish to blow up! I mean, like, get big.
(Hot Dog Knight 2 explodes.)
Finn: Wow, you guys are really stupid.
Finn: Okay. So you guys should wish to get your buddies back, right?
Hot Dog Knight 1: I wish for a box!
(A box appears.)
Hot Dog Knight 1: Sweet!
Hot Dog Knight 2: I wish to blow up! I mean, like, get big.
(Hot Dog Knight 2 explodes.)
Finn: Wow, you guys are really stupid.
— Adventure Time, "The Limit"
Jake: I wish for- a sandwich!
Prismo: A sandwich? You're gonna waste your one wish on a sandwich?! You don't want anything else?
Jake: Nah, sandwich is good, (Demonstrates the size with this hands.) maybe about... this big.... or this big. On ciabatta bread maybe... Hmmm... I don't know, whatever you have is your choice.
Prismo: Dude, I'll just make you a sandwich! You should use your wish on something important.
Prismo: A sandwich? You're gonna waste your one wish on a sandwich?! You don't want anything else?
Jake: Nah, sandwich is good, (Demonstrates the size with this hands.) maybe about... this big.... or this big. On ciabatta bread maybe... Hmmm... I don't know, whatever you have is your choice.
Prismo: Dude, I'll just make you a sandwich! You should use your wish on something important.
"Just one more ball. Then at last, my dream to be tall as a mountain will come true!"
— Commander Red, Dragon Ball
Patrick: Wishes? I wish we had known that earlier!
(clock goes backwards one minute.)
Flying Dutchman: Okay, you got two wishes left.
— SpongeBob SquarePants, "Shanghaied"
Calvin: If you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?
Hobbes: ...hmm...
Calvin: Anything at all! Whatever you want!
Hobbes: A sandwich.
Calvin: A SANDWICH?!? WHAT KIND OF A STUPID WISH IS THAT?! Talk about a failure of imagination!
Calvin: I'D ask for a trillion billion dollars, my own space shuttle and a private continent!
Hobbes (eating a sandwich): I got MY wish.
Hobbes: ...hmm...
Calvin: Anything at all! Whatever you want!
Hobbes: A sandwich.
Calvin: A SANDWICH?!? WHAT KIND OF A STUPID WISH IS THAT?! Talk about a failure of imagination!
Calvin: I'D ask for a trillion billion dollars, my own space shuttle and a private continent!
Hobbes (eating a sandwich): I got MY wish.
Techno: (in the in-game chat) yo can you grant a wish
Techno: Yo. (turns to Dream) Dream, I got an idea. I got a– Let's ask him if he can grant a wish.
Dream: Oh my god.
Techno: Bro. Bro, this is huge. This is huge.
DreamXD: (in the in-game chat) one
Techno: "One". Bro!
Dream: (excitedly) One! He's– He's gonna grant a wish?
Techno: We can get one wish. We can get one wish! (typing in the in-game chat) I want a bell. I want a bell, give me a bell.
Dream: WHAT?! TECHNO–
Techno: Give me a bell.
Dream: WHAT ARE YOU– GET US OUT! What do you mean, you want a bell?!
Techno: (to DreamXD) Give me a bell. I want a bell.
DreamXD: (in the in-game chat) ok
Techno: Yoooo! Yo, it's workin'!
(DreamXD places down a bell on the floor of the prison cell and leaves the game)
Techno: YOOOOO!
Dream: (at the same time) WHAT?!
Techno: YOOOOOOO!
Dream: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU WANT A BELL? GET US– YOU HAD ONE WISH, YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN US OUT OF HERE! TECHNO! (starts hitting Techno)
Techno: YOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YO, WE GOT A BELL! (Sellout Timer goes off) YO, JUST IN TIME FOR THE SELLOUT TIMER TOO! YOOOOOOOOO!
Techno: Yo. (turns to Dream) Dream, I got an idea. I got a– Let's ask him if he can grant a wish.
Dream: Oh my god.
Techno: Bro. Bro, this is huge. This is huge.
DreamXD: (in the in-game chat) one
Techno: "One". Bro!
Dream: (excitedly) One! He's– He's gonna grant a wish?
Techno: We can get one wish. We can get one wish! (typing in the in-game chat) I want a bell. I want a bell, give me a bell.
Dream: WHAT?! TECHNO–
Techno: Give me a bell.
Dream: WHAT ARE YOU– GET US OUT! What do you mean, you want a bell?!
Techno: (to DreamXD) Give me a bell. I want a bell.
DreamXD: (in the in-game chat) ok
Techno: Yoooo! Yo, it's workin'!
(DreamXD places down a bell on the floor of the prison cell and leaves the game)
Techno: YOOOOO!
Dream: (at the same time) WHAT?!
Techno: YOOOOOOO!
Dream: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU WANT A BELL? GET US– YOU HAD ONE WISH, YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN US OUT OF HERE! TECHNO! (starts hitting Techno)
Techno: YOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YO, WE GOT A BELL! (Sellout Timer goes off) YO, JUST IN TIME FOR THE SELLOUT TIMER TOO! YOOOOOOOOO!
— DreamXD grants Techno's wish in prison, Dream SMP
