Quotes from the Rap Battle feature added to the North American release of Tomodachi Life, as seen in the Vinesauce Tomodachi Life streams.
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Alpaca: "I'm raising the roof—how's the view from the floor?"
Two Faced: "Me winning this battle will be the stuff of lore."
Two Faced: "Your rapocalypse is here—you'd better take heed."
Alpaca: "Your ego is starving cuz you never let it feed!"
Alpaca: "Saying you're no good is simple fact stating."
Two Faced: "You're not a very good cook."
[Alpaca wins]
Two Faced: "Me winning this battle will be the stuff of lore."
Two Faced: "Your rapocalypse is here—you'd better take heed."
Alpaca: "Your ego is starving cuz you never let it feed!"
Alpaca: "Saying you're no good is simple fact stating."
Two Faced: "You're not a very good cook."
[Alpaca wins]
— Alpaca Vs. Two Faced, Episode 2
Ben: "To be at my level, you gotta stand on a stool."
Clown: "You missed the bus, yo. I'ma take you to school."
Clown: "If you went to rap school, you'd totally flunk."
Ben: "The you-rap-bad theory I can't debunk."
Ben: "Your words are so foul, they gave me a bellyache."
Clown: "I'm the filet mignon to your chewed-up steak."
Clown: "Bad rhymes are illegal—you owe a double fine."
Ben: "You can't even afford to buy rhymes like mine."
Ben: "I eat rappers like you like a tasty snack."
Clown: "Your rhymes are the very definition of wack."
Clown: "I'm the greatest rapper ever, for sure, indeed."
Ben: "I forgot to brush my teeth."
[Clown wins]
Clown: "You missed the bus, yo. I'ma take you to school."
Clown: "If you went to rap school, you'd totally flunk."
Ben: "The you-rap-bad theory I can't debunk."
Ben: "Your words are so foul, they gave me a bellyache."
Clown: "I'm the filet mignon to your chewed-up steak."
Clown: "Bad rhymes are illegal—you owe a double fine."
Ben: "You can't even afford to buy rhymes like mine."
Ben: "I eat rappers like you like a tasty snack."
Clown: "Your rhymes are the very definition of wack."
Clown: "I'm the greatest rapper ever, for sure, indeed."
Ben: "I forgot to brush my teeth."
[Clown wins]
— Ben Vs. Clown, Episode 2
Wario: "You missed the bus, yo. I'ma take you to school."
Groose: "Your flow is a puddle—mine's deep as a pool."
Groose: "I rhyme all night and I rap all day."
Wario: "I'm more grown up than Age-o-matic spray."
Wario: "If your rap is a doughnut, it's not worth the dunk."
Groose: "I forgot to brush my teeth!"
[Wario wins]
Groose: "Your flow is a puddle—mine's deep as a pool."
Groose: "I rhyme all night and I rap all day."
Wario: "I'm more grown up than Age-o-matic spray."
Wario: "If your rap is a doughnut, it's not worth the dunk."
Groose: "I forgot to brush my teeth!"
[Wario wins]
— Wario Vs. Groose, Episode 2
