Quotes / Vinesauce Tomodachi Life Quirky Questions

A quirky feature of Tomodachi Life and its Nintendo DS predecessor, as seen in the Vinesauce Tomodachi Life streams.

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Episode 1 Through 50

Vinesauce: "It's time for some Quirky Questions!"
"Who is devoted to witch?"
Lamb Chop: "Me!"
[Lamb Chop, Waluigi, and Alpaca have their hands raised. Waluigi is eagerly jumping up and down and Witch looks surprised by Alpaca's answer.]
Vinesauce: "Now for the next question!"
"Who wants a life full of smeg?"
Two Faced: "Me!"
[Witch and Two Faced have their hands raised and Groose is surprised by Two Faced's answer.]
Vinesauce: "And finally, your last question!"
"Who thinks they're better than groose?"
[Nobody's hand is raised.]
Vinesauce: "Um...."
Vinesauce: "Thanks for playing! See you next time!"

— Hosted by Vinesauce^Featuring Waluigi, Alpaca, Witch, Lamb Chop, Two Faced, and Groose

Ben: "It's time for some Quirky Questions!"
"Who's bad at fellatio?"
Vinesauce: "Me!"
[Groose and Vinesauce have their hands raised, with Alpaca looking shocked or angered by the former's answer.]
Ben: "Now for the next question!"
"Whose favorite hobby is baseball?"
Tingle: "Me!"
[Only Tingle has his hand raised.]
Ben: "And finally, your last question!"
"Who is devoted to vinesauce?"
[Lamb Chop, Alpaca, and Waluigi have their hands raised, with Lamb Chop looking embarrassed by it and Tingle looking surprised by Lamb Chop's answer.]
Ben: "Thanks for playing! See you next time!"

— Hosted by Ben Drowned^Featuring Groose, Alpaca, Waluigi, Lamb Chop, Tingle, and Vinesauce

Clown: "It's time for some Quirky Questions!"
"Who can't stop thinking about vinesauce?"
Groose: "Me!"
[Alpaca, Waluigi, and Groose have their hands raised, with Waluigi being particularly eager about it.]
Clown: "Now for the next question!"
"Who needs scrote to be happy?"
Ben: "Me!"
[Groose and Ben have their hands raised.]
Clown: "And finally, your last question!"
"Who has tried cocaine?"
Alpaca: "Me!"
[Alpaca and Waluigi have their hands raised, with Witch being shocked by Alpaca's answer.]
Clown: "Thanks for playing! See you next time!"

— Hosted by Clown^Featuring Alpaca, Witch, Waluigi, Wario, Ben Drowned, and Groose

Tingle: "It's time for some Quirky Questions!"
"Who likes clown jobs every night?"
Waluigi: "Me!"
[Waluigi and Clown have their hands raised.]
Tingle: "Now for the next question!"
"Who likes clown jobs in the morning?"
Waluigi: "Me!"
[Waluigi and Clown have their hands raised, with Clown looking embarrassed.]
Tingle: "And finally, your last question!"
"Who's good at clown jobs?"
Wario: "Me!"
[Wario, Two Faced, and Vinesauce have their hands raised, with Two Faced and Vinesauce looking embarrassed.]
Tingle: "Thanks for playing! See you next time!"

— Hosted by Tingle^Featuring Groose, Waluigi, Clown, Wario, Two Faced, and Vinesauce

Vinesauce: "It's time for some Quirky Questions!"
"Who has no interest in vinesauce?"
Peach: "Me!"
[Peach and Waluigi have their hands raised, with the former looking embarrassed.]
Vinesauce: "Now for the next question!"
"Who can't sleep without chodal therapy?"
Bonzi: "Me!"
[Bonzi, Witch, and Two Faced have their hands raised, with Waluigi looking surprised by Two Faced's answer.]
Vinesauce: "And finally, your last question!"
"Whose mother resembles an ashtray?"
Bonzi: "Me!"
[Bonzi, Two Faced, and Witch have their hands raised.]
Vinesauce: "Thanks for playing! See you next time!"

— Hosted by Vinesauce^Featuring Two Faced, Waluigi, Witch, BonziBUDDY, Ben Drowned, and Peach

Waluigi: "It's time for some Quirky Questions!"
"Who is afraid of half life 3?"
Ben: "Me!"
[Groose and Ben have their hands raised, with the former eagerly jumping up and down as well.]
Waluigi: "Now for the next question!"
"Who wants a life full of half life 3?"
Peach: "Me!"
[Alpaca, Peach, and Gaben have their hands raised, with Alpaca looking ashamed and Vinesauce looking shocked by Peach's answer.]
Waluigi: "And finally, your last question!"
"Who has no interest in half life 3?"
Peach: "Me!"
[Peach, Alpaca, and Gaben have their hands raised.]
Waluigi: "Thanks for playing! See you next time!"

— Hosted by Waluigi^Featuring Groose, Alplaca, Gaben, Ben Drowned, Peach, and Vinesauce

Wario: "It's time for some Quirky Questions!"
Wario: "Who would rather be a dolphin?"
Ralph: "Me!"
[Only Ralph has his hand raised, with his answer surprising Bonzi.]
Wario: "Now for the next question!"
"Who can't sleep without a good fap?"
Bonzi: "Me!"
[Two Faced, Vinesauce, and Bonzi have their hands raised, with Bonzi's answer surprising Walrus.]
Wario: "And finally, your last question!"
"Who likes a good fap in the morning?"
Ralph: "Me!"
[Only Ralph raises his hand and looks ashamed by it.]
Wario: "Thanks for playing! See you next time!"

— Hosted by Wario^Featuring Two Faced, Vinesauce, Gaben, Ralph, BonziBUDDY, and Walrus

Two Faced: "It's time for some Quirky Questions!"
"Who is devoted to cancelling games?"
Witch: "Me!"
[Only Witch has her hand raised.]
Two Faced: "Now for the next question!"
"Who hides marijuana in their apt.?"
Witch: "Me!"
[Only Witch has her hand raised, with her answer surprising Waluigi.
Two Faced: "And finally, your last question!"
"Who has a giant collection of toe nails?"
Witch: "Me!"
[Only Witch has her hand raised.]
Two Faced: "Thanks for playing! See you next time!"

— Hosted by Two Faced^Featuring Gaben, Witch, Waluigi, Lamb Chop, Tingle, and Peach

Groose: "It's time for some Quirky Questions!"
"Who thinks they're better than vinesauce?"
Wario: "Me!"
[Two Faced and Wario have their hands raised, with the latter looking embarrassed.]
Groose: "Now for the next question!"
"Who is afraid of raptor faaaaarts?"
Walrus: "Me!"
[Alpaca, Gaben, Walrus, and Peach have their hands raised, with Peach being particularly eager about it.]
Groose: "And finally, your last question!"
"Who often gets mistaken for brad pitt?"
Walrus: "Me!"
[Alpaca, Gaben, Walrus, and Peach have their hands raised, with Gaben looking embarrassed.]
Groose: "Thanks for playing! See you next time!"

— Hosted by Groose^Featuring Two Faced, Alpaca, Gaben, Wario, Walrus, and Peach

Balegdah: "It's time for some Quirky Questions!"
"Whose greatest weakness is raw asssholes?"
Walrus: "Me!"
[Groose, Alpaca, Waluigi, and Walrus have their hands raised, with Two Faced being surprised by Walrus's answer.]
Balegdah: "Now for the next question!"
"Who is devoted to vinesauce?"
Walrus: "Me!"
[Alpaca, Waluigi, and Walrus have their hands raised.]
Balegdah: "And finally, your last question!"
"Who is afraid of xbox on?"
Balegdah: "Um...."
[Nobody's hand is raised.]
Balegdah: "Thanks for playing! See you next time!"

— Hosted by Balegdah^Featuring Groose, Alpaca, Waluigi, Walrus, Two Faced, and Vinesauce

Clown: "It's time for some Quirky Questions!"
"Who hides pizza in their apt.?"
Karl: "Me!"
[Karl and Peach have their hands raised.]
Clown: "Now for the next question!"
"Who can't stand clowns?"
Peach: "Me!"
[Only Peach has her hand raised and looks ashamed by her answer.]
Clown: "And finally, your last question!"
"Who can't stop thinking about bepis?"
Karl: "Me!"
[Karl and Peach have their hands raised.]
Clown: "Thanks for playing! See you next time!"

— Hosted by Clown^Featuring Karl, Balegdah, Peach, Ralph, BonziBUDDY, and Wario

Ralph: "It's time for some Quirky Questions!"
"Who needs bepis to be happy?"
Bonzi: "Me!"
[Two Faced and Bonzi have their hands raised.]
Ralph: "Now for the next question!"
[Vinny tries to enter "Who often gets mistaken for hitler?" and it gets rejected because of the word filter.]
Ralph: "Who often gets mistaken for adolf?"
Walrus: "Me!"
[Only Walrus has his hand raised and he's particularly eager about it.]
Ralph: "And finally, your last question!"
"Who has tried magic mushrooms?"
Walrus: "Me!"
[Only Walrus has his hand raised.]
Ralph: "Thanks for playing! See you next time!"

— Hosted by Ralph^Featuring Cling On, Two Faced, Groose, BonziBUDDY, Ben Drowned, and Walrus

Wario: "It's time for some Quirky Questions!"
"Who wants a life full of half-life?"
Ben: "Me!"
[Little Mac, Ben, and Cling On have their hands raised, with Ben's answer surprising Sponge.]
Wario: "Now for the next question!"
"Who can't stand vinesauce?"
Ben: "Me!"
[Only Clown doesn't have his hand raised, while Cling On is eager about her answer.]
Wario: "And finally, your last question!"
"Whose favorite hobby is expanding?"
Sponge: "Me!"
[Groose and Sponge have their hands raised, with Cling On being surprised by the latter's answer.]
Wario: "Thanks for playing! See you next time!"

— Hosted by Wario^Featuring Little Mac, Groose, Clown, Ben Drowned, Sponge, and Cling On

Ralph: "Who has a giant collection of small sunglasses?"
Small Face: "Me!"
[Two Faced, Clown, Alpaca, and Small Face have their hands raised.]
Ralph: "Who has tried LSD?"
Wario: "Me!"
[Clown, Alpaca, and Wario have their hands raised, with Alpaca being eager about her answer and Wario being ashamed by his.]

— Hosted by Ralph^Featuring Two Faced, Clown, Alpaca, Small Face, Wario, and Ben Drowned

Clown Lady: "It's time for some Quirky Questions!"
"Who can't sleep without clown dong?"
Ralph: "Me!"
[Only Ralph has his hand raised, with Balegdah being surprised by his answer.]
Clown Lady: "Who wants a life full of drufgs and secks?"
Ralph: "Me!"
[Only Ralph has his hand raised.]
Clown Lady: "Thanks for playing! See you next time!"

— hosted by Clown Lady^Featuring Groose, Alpaca, Waluigi, Ralph, Balegdah, and CDi Link

Two Faced: "Who needs ricky and steve to be happy?
Karl: "Me!"
[Groose, Banana, Karl, and Dolan have their hands raised, with Banana being particularly eager about her answer.]
Two Faced: "Thanks for playing! See you next time!"

— Hosted by Two Faced^Featuring CDi Link, Groose, Banana, Toad, Karl, and Dolan

Lamb Chop: "Who would rather be a porm star?"
Small Face: "Me!"
[Small Face, Karl, and Two Faced have their hands raised.]
Lamb Chop: "Whose favorite hobby is sewing nipples?"
Small Face: "Me!"
[Small Face and Two Faced have their hands raised, with Karl being surprised by the former's answer.]
—>— Hosted by Lamb Chop^Featuring Donkey Kong, Waluigi, Alpaca, Small Face, Karl, and Two Faced

Gaben: "Who hides coondoms in their apt.?"
Wii Fit Trainer: "Me!"
[Only Wii Fit Trainer has her hand raised.]
Gaben: "And finally, your last question!"
"Who's good at auto-fellatio?"
Lamb Chop: "Me!"
[Donkey Kong, Lamb Chop, and Walrus have their hands raised, with Small Face being surprised by Lamb Chop's answer.]
Gaben: "Thanks for playing! See you next time!"

— Hosted by Gaben^Featuring Wii Fit Trainer, Two Faced, Donkey Kong, Lamb Chop, Small Face, and Walrus

Big Face: "It's time for some Quirky Questions!"
"Who thinks they're better than god?"
Dolan: "Me!"
[Jesus, Banana, Dolan, and Walrus have their hands raised.]
Big Face: "Now for the next question!"
"Who wants a life full of atonement?"
Ralph: "Me!"
[Only Ralph has his hand raised.]

— Hosted by Big Face^Featuring Jesus, Groose, Banana, Ralph, Dolan, and Walrus

Lamb Chop: "It's time for some Quirky Questions!"
"Who wants a life full of attention?"
Small Face: "Me!"
[Witch and Small Face have their hands raised, with Witch's eager answer surprising Donkey Kong.]
Lamb Chop: "And finally, your last question!"
"Who can't stand jesus?"
Donkey Kong: "Me!"
[Only Donkey Kong has his hand raised.]

— Hosted by Lamb Chop^Featuring Seabiscuit, Witch, Donkey Kong, Small Face, Ralph, and Ben Drowned

Alpaca: "Who has tried memes?"
Karl: "Me!"
[Sponge, Karl, and Dolan have their hands raised, with Sponge's answer surprising Cling On.]
Alpaca: "Who can't stop thinking about jjjjjesus?"
Karl: "Me!"
[Only Tingle doesn't have his hand raised, with Sponge, Vlinny, and Dolan jumping up and down eagerly.]
Alpaca: "And finally, your last question!"
"Who needs sadism to be happy?"
Tingle: "Me!"
[Only Cling On and Vlinny don't have their hands raised, with Dolan jumping up and down eagerly.]
Alpaca: "Thanks for playing! See you next time!"

— Hosted by Alpaca^Featuring Sponge, Cling On, Vlinny, Tingle, Karl, and Dolan

Waluigi: "It's time for some Quirky Questions!"
"Who can't stop thinking about god?"
Wii Fit Trainer: "Me!"
[Big Face and Wii Fit Trainer have their hands raised.]
Waluigi: "Now for the next question!"
"Who often gets mistaken for a meme?"
Vinesauce: "Me!"
[Only Vinesauce has his hand raised.]
Waluigi: "And finally, your last question!"
"Who wants a life full of memes?"
Dolan: "Me!"
[Only Jesus and Wii Fit Trainer don't have their hands raised, with the latter being surprised by Sponge's answer.]

— Hosted by Waluigi^Featuring Vinesauce, Jesus, Big Face, Dolan, Sponge, and Wii Fit Trainer

Wii Fit Trainer: "Who needs adderol to be happy?"
Ralph: "Me!"
[Ralph and Bonzi have their hands raised.]
Wii Fit Trainer: "Now for the next question!"
"Whose greatest weakness is farrt pankackes?"
Lamb Chop: "Me!"
[Everyone's hand is raised, with Ralph and Bonzi looking embarrassed.]
Wii Fit Trainer: "And finally, your last question!"
"Who can't stop thinking about micro chodes?"
Lamb Chop: "Me!"
[Only Ralph and Two Faced didn't raise their hands, while Bonzi is ashamed, Waluigi is eager about it, and Two Faced is shocked by David Bowie's answer.]

"Hosted by Wii Fit Trainer'^Featuring David Bowie, Two Faced, Waluigi, Lamb Chop, Ralph, and BonziBUDDY

[Vinny tries to ask "Who hides dirty magazines in their apt.?" and the game doesn't allow it.]
Vlinny: "Who hides dongs in their apt.?"
Broccoli: "Me!"
[Broccoli and Cling On ashamedly raised their hands, while Bowser also has his hand raised and Karl is shocked by Broccoli's answer.]
Vlinny: "And finally, your last question!"
"Who is afraid of the D?"
Karl: "Me!"
[Karl and Witch have their hands raised, with the latter being embarrassed about it and the former's answer shocking Cling On.]

— Hosted by Vlinny^Featuring Peach, Witch, Bowser, Broccoli, Karl, and Cling On

Peach: "Who's good at wank jobs mmmmmm?
Broccoli: "Me!"
[Only Alpaca and Skelorita don't have their hands raised, with the former being shocked or angered by Dheerse's answer. Sponge is jumping up and down eagerly.]
Peach: "Now for the next question!"
"Whose favorite hobby is depression?"
Sponge: "Me!"
[Sponge and Alpaca have their hands raised.]
Peach: "And finally, your last question!"
"Whose greatest weakness is clown jobs?"
Broccoli: "Me!"
[Dheerse, Skelorita, and Broccoli have their hands raised, with Dheerse being embarrassed.]

— Hosted by Peach^Featuring Dheerse, Alpaca, Skelorita, Broccoli, Balegdah, and Sponge

Clown: "It's time for some Quirky Questions!"
"Whose mother resembles a penguin?"
David Bowie: "Me!"
[Jesus, Banana, and David Bowie have their hands raised.]
Clown: "Now for the next question!"
"Who is afraid of their own dildo?"
Tingle: "Me!"
[Bowser and Tingle have their hands raised, with the former's answer shocking Banana.]
Clown: "And finally, your last question!"
"Who can't sleep without jahn?"
Tingle: "Me!"
[Bowser eagerly raised his hand and Banana ashamedly raised hers. Tingle and Seabiscuit also have their hands raised.]
Clown: "Thanks for playing! See you next time!"

— Hosted by Clown^Featuring Jesus, Bowser, Banana, Tingle, Seabiscuit, and David Bowie

Walrus: "It's time for some Quirky Questions!"
"Whose favorite hobby is walrus secks?"
Ralph: "Me!"
[Ralph and Big Face answered eagerly. Bowser also has his hand raised.]
Walrus: "Now for the next question!"
"Who hides immigrants in their apt.?"
Jack & Jill: "Me!"
[Only Jack & Jill's hand is raised, with Big Face finding their answer shocking.]
Walrus: "And finally, your last question!"
"Who often gets mistaken for jahn travolta?"
Wario: "Me!"
[Wario and Two Faced have their hands raised, with the former being particularly eager about it.]
Walrus: "Thanks for playing! See you next time!"

— Hosted by Walrus^Featuring Jack & Jill, Big Face, Bowser, Ralph, Wario, and Two Faced

Waluigi: "It's time for some Quirky Questions!"
"Who has a giant collection of rat p0rn?"
Jahn: "Me!"
[Jahn and Seabiscuit have their hands raised, with the former's answer shocking Walrus.]
Waluigi: "Now for the next question!"
"Who is afraid of musty sackpuppy?"
Seabiscuit: "Me!"
[Snoop Dogg and Seabiscuit have their hands raised.]
Waluigi: "And finally, your last question!"
"Who's good at freebasing weeed?"
Waluigi: "Um...."
[Nobody's hand is raised.]
Waluigi: "Thanks for playing! See you next time!"

— Hosted by Waluigi^Featuring Clown, Snoop Dogg, Gaben, a Jahn, Walrus, and Seabiscuit

Bowser: "It's time for some Quirky Questions!"
"Who likes Walrus in the morning?"
Lolly: "Me!"
[Banana, Lolly, and Snoop Dogg have their hands raised.]
Bowser: "Now for the next question!"
"Who can't sleep without a quick fap?"
Banana: "Me!"
[Banana, Alpaca, and Donkey Kong have their hands raised.]
Bowser: "And finally, your last question!"
"Who can't live without alpaca?"
Bowser: "Um...."
[Nobody's hand is raised.]
Bowser: "Thanks for playing! See you next time!"

— Hosted by Bowser^Featuring Banana, Alpaca, Donkey Kong, Toad, Lolly, and Snoop Dogg

Walrus: "It's time for some Quirky Questions!"
"Who thinks they're better than jahn?"
Hailey: "Me!"
[Witch, Snoop Dogg, Hailey, and Balegdah have their hands raised.]
Walrus: "Now for the next question!"
"Who's bad at emotions?"
Hailey: "Me!"
[Witch, Snoop Dogg, Hailey, and Balegdah have their hands raised.]
Walrus: "And finally, your last question!"
"Who has a giant collection of bad dragon dilds?"
Walrus: "Um...."
[Nobody's hand is raised.]
Walrus: "Thanks for playing! See you next time!"

— Hosted by Walrus^Featuring Cling On, Witch, Snoop Dogg, Hailey, a Jahn, and Balegdah

Gaben: "It's time for some Quirky Questions!"
"Who has no interest in hygeine?"
Broccoli: "Me!"
[Only Broccoli has his hand raised and he's jumping up and down eagerly.]
Gaben: "Now for the next question!"
"Who often gets mistaken for vegetable?"
Broccoli: "Me!"
[Cling On, Skelorita, and Broccoli have their hands raised.]
Gaben: "And finally, your last question!"
"Whose greatest weakness is love?"
Gaben: "Um...."
[Nobody's hand is raised.]
Gaben: "Thanks for playing! See you next time!"

— Hosted by Gaben^Featuring Walrus, Cling On, Skelorita, Hamburger, Broccoli, and Wario

Groose: "Who is devoted to Christ?"
Lamb Chop: "Me!"
[Jack & Jill and Lamb Chop have their hands raised.]
Groose: "Now for the next question!"
"Whose greatest weakness is egg salad?"
Toad: "Me!"
[Toad and Ralph have their hands raised.]
Groose: "And finally, your last question!"
"Who likes blumpkins in the morning?"
Toad: "Me!"
[Toad and Ralph have their hands raised, with the former jumping up and down eagerly.]
Groose: "Thanks for playing! See you next time!"

— Hosted by Groose^Featuring Hailey, Levi, Jack & Jill, Lamb Chop, Toad, and Ralph

Gaben: "It's time for some Quirky Questions!"
"Who often gets mistaken for jahn travolta?"
Gaben: "Um...."
[Nobody's hand is raised.]
Gaben: "Now for the next question!"
"Whose favorite hobby is prolapse?"
Isaac: "Me!"
[Isaac has his hand raised eagerly, while Ralph and Toad also have their hands raised.]
Gaben: "And finally, your last question!"
"Who has a giant collection of poop?"
Isaac: "Me!"
[Ralph, Isaac, and Toad have their hands raised, with Ralph being eager about it and Toad being embarrassed. Ralph's answer surprises Vlinny.]
Gaben: "Thanks for playing! See you next time!"

— Hosted by Gaben^Featuring Ralph, Vlinny, Jack & Jill, Small Face, Isaac, and Toad

Clown Lady: "It's time for some Quirky Questions!"
"Who loves satan?"
Ralph: "Me!"
[Jesus and Ralph have their hands raised, with the former's answer surprising/angering Alpaca.]
Clown Lady: "Now for the next question!"
"Who thinks they're better than dongley knog?"
Lolly: "Me!"
[Only Jesus doesn't have his hand raised.]
Clown Lady: "And finally, your last question!"
"Who would rather be sinning?"
Lolly: "Me!"
[Lolly and Ralph have their hands raised, with the former being embarrassed about it.]
Clown Lady: "Thanks for playing! See you next time!"

— Hosted by Clown Lady^Featuring Two Faced, Jesus, Alpaca, Lolly, Ralph, and Walrus

Walrus: "It's time for some Quirky Questions!"
"Who needs tingle to be happy?"
Lamb Chop: "Me!"
[Lamb Chop and Clown Lady have their hands raised.]
Walrus: "Now for the next question!"
"Who wants a life full of two-faced?"
Walrus: "Um...."
[Nobody's hand is raised.]
Walrus: "And finally, your last question!"
"Who hides dildats in their apt.?"
Lamb Chop: "Me!"
[Pinkle, Banana, Lamb Chop, and Clown Lady have their hands raised, with Banana and Clown Lady being ashamed. Clown Lady's answer surprises Two Faced.]
Walrus: "Thanks for playing! See you next time!"

— Hosted by Walrus^Featuring Vinesauce, Pinkle, Banana, Lamb Chop, Clown Lady, and Two Faced

Wario: "It's time for some Quirky Questions"
"Who wants a life full of sadness?"
Sponge: "Me!"
[Clown Lady, Pinkle, and Sponge have their hands raised, with Pinkle and Sponge jumping up and down eagerly.]
Wario: "Now for the next question!"
"Who needs sadness to be happy?"
Cling On: "Me!"
[Skelorita, Pinkle, and Cling On have their hands raised, with Cling On being ashamed.]
Wario: "And finally, your last question!"
"Who is devoted to the darkness?"
Clown Lady: "Me!"
[Clown Lady and Pinkle have their hands raised, with the latter being ashamed and the former's answer surprising Skelorita.]
Wario: "Thanks for playing! See you next time!"

— Hosted by Wario^Featuring Clown Lady, Skelorita, Pinkle, Tingle, Cling On, and Sponge

Banana: "It's time for some Quirky Questions!"
"Who often gets mistaken for god?"
Jack & Jill: "Me!"
[Jack & Jill and Donkey Kong have their hands raised, with the latter being ashamed.]
Banana: "Now for the next question!"
"Who can't stop thinking about ressurection?"
Jesus: "Me!"
[Only Jesus has his hand raised and is ashamed of his answer.]
Banana: "And finally, your last question!"
"Who has no interest in sin?"
Jack & Jill: "Me!"
[Jack & Jill and Donkey Kong have their hands raised.]
Banana: "Thanks for playing! See you next time!"

— Hosted by Banana^Featuring Jack & Jill, Groose, Donkey Kong, Hailey, Two Faced, and Jesus

Seabiscuit: "It's time for some Quirky Questions!"
"Who often gets mistaken for a pirate?"
Vinesauce: "Me!"
[Only Vinesauce has his hand raised, with this surprising Groose.]
Seabiscuit: "Now for the next question!"
"Who would rather be singing?"
David Bowie: "Me!"
[Clown, Donkey Kong, and David Bowie have their hands raised, with David Bowie answering eagerly and Banana being surprised by Donkey Kong's answer.]
Seabiscuit: "And finally, your last question!"
"Who can't stand two-faced?"
[Clown, Donkey Kong, and David Bowie have their hands raised. Donkey Kong's answer surprises Banana while David Bowie's answer surprises Vinesauce.]
Seabiscuit: "Thanks for playing! See you next time!"

— Hosted by Seabiscuit^Featuring Clown, Donkey Kong, Banana, David Bowie, Vinesauce, and Groose

Pinkle: "It's time for some Quirky Questions!"
"Who likes duck every night?"
Hailey: "Me!"
[Gordon Ramsay and Hailey have their hands raised, with the latter being ashamed.]
Pinkle: "Now for the next question!"
"Who would rather be dead?"
Ben: "Me!"
[Ben and Kenny have their hands raised.]
Pinkle: "And finally, your last question!"
"Whose favorite hobby is cooking?"
Hailey: "Me!"
[Only Hailey has her hand raised, with her answer surprising Ben.]
Pinkle: "Thanks for playing! See you next time!"

— Hosted by Pinkle^Featuring Gordon Ramsay, Jack & Jill, Clown, Hailey, Ben Drowned, and Kenny

Vineswole: "It's time for some Quirky Questions!"
"Who likes satanic rituals in the morning?"
Cling On: "Me!"
[Satan, Donkey Kong, and Cling On have their hands raised.]
Vineswole: "Now for the next question!"
"Who hides rat porn in their apartment?"
Cling On: "Me!"
[Skelorita eagerly has her hand raised, while Cling ON and Wii Fit Trainer also have their hands raised.]
Vineswole: "And finally, your last question!"
"Who likes bananananananans every night?"
Wii Fit Trainer: "Me!"
[Skelorita and Wii Fit Trainer have their hands raised, with the former's answer surprising Donkey Kong.]
Vineswole: "Thanks for playing! See you next time!"

— Hosted by Vineswole^Featuring Satan, Skelorita, Donkey Kong, Small Face, Cling On, and Wii Fit Trainer