Quotes / Totem Pole Trench

"That was easy. Those kids on TV should try stuff like that instead of those silly growth machines and potions."

— Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes: The Series, "The Genius Hamster"

(referring to Gabe) "Oh, yeah. He's the devil. No, he's like a devil perched up on the shoulders of another devil, wearing an overcoat so as to appear as a single, larger devil. It's a classic bit, and ordinarily it would be harmless. But in this case, it has terrifying ramifications."

— Tycho, Penny Arcade, "A Near Thing"

"(Shh! Hey, be quiet!)"
"(If we keep still, then nobody will ever realize that we're just two kids stacked on top of each other!)"

—High-Pitched Voice, who is using the disguise to access a strip club, BoxxyQuest: The Gathering Storm

English isn't a language, it's three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.

— des-zimbits, Tumblr

Isaac Binderson: Oh yeah. Last night, I kept facing the same deck—
(Henry walks up to the guards on top of Ellie with a trenchcoat)
Henry: Hey, buddy.
(the guards look at each other before preparing to arrest the two)
FAIL Screen: I don't see how being taller was supposed to help you there.

— Fleeing the Complex, "Tall Guy" option

Gunbreaker is called a tank, but everyone knows that it's three DPS in a trenchcoat as designated by the fact you get a fucking gun and your swings explode!

—JoCrap A Crap Guide to Final Fantasy XIV - Tanks''

These three saw that one gag with three kids in a trenchcoat, but overconfidence made them forego the coat.

—Tri-Rock Description, Soma Union

Wrestler: Two kids in a robe eh? Classic!

Kevin: How could you tell?

Wrestler: Are you kidding me? No fake mustache. No hat. What is this, amateur hour? Also, you should give your legs whispering lessons.

—''Crabgrass, October 20, 2021.

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