"Hey, Lucius, I just wanted to share a piece of personal information with you. I've got a...a chubby right now because this is one of the most awesome experiences of my life because I'm getting' to drive a racecar! I can't believe it! Oh my God!"
—Ricky Bobby on his first race
"I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt. 'Cause it says like, I wanna be formal but Im here to party too. I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party."
—Cal Naughton, Jr.
"If you ain't first, you're last."
"Hell, Ricky, I was high when I said that! That makes no sense at all! 'First or last!' I mean, you could be second, third, fourth—hell, you could even be fifth!"
—Reese Bobby years later on his above quote
"Daddy, you made that grace your bitch!"
"Ricky, this car is like your Excalibur, the mighty sword King Arthur used to bring together the knights of the roundtable, until Lancelot betrayed him by laying with his queen... in the biblical sense."