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Ruffnut: So, Hiccup… Hiccup got hot.
Astrid: I know, right? Who knew?
Ruffnut: So?
Astrid: So what?
Ruffnut: So what? Hiccup got hot and you are definitely banging him. I need details. I need to know if Hiccup Horrendous Haddock grew up into a sex god.
Astrid: Ruffnut!
Ruffnut: What!
Astrid: I'm not gonna—this is the pressing matter we need to discuss?
Ruffnut: …Astrid. Come on, twerpy, clumsy, dorky little Hiccup. But oh, all that forge work, bet he's good with his hands-
Astrid: [Sigh] …Hiccup Horrendous Haddock grew up into a sex god.
Ruffnut: That's my girl! Details, bitch!
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