Quotes / I Am Spartacus

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<wacko_Jacko>ok spartacus just came n here i know it. which one of you is that loser?

<hunney> I am spartacus

<ji_pper>no im spartacus

<Betty_Guns>I am spartacus

<mistr andersn>I'm spartacus

<wacko_Jacko>ur all freaks thats what u r

— Bash.org Quote #328464

The SS officer, with a disagreeable puzzled grin said to Slote, "That one is certainly Jewish. I think a little physical examination would-"

Slote broke in, "I would regard that as personal violence. In America circumcision at birth is routine."

"I am circumcised," said Byron

"So am I", said the old clergyman

— The Winds of War by Herman Wouk

Sue: So, you got a part?
Ben: Yeah.
Sue: Right, which one?
Ben: I'm Spartacus.
Pete: No, I'm Spartacus!
Jake: I'm Spartacus!
Ben: I'm going to hear that joke a lot, aren't I?

— Outnumbered

Sally: I am Giselle, the French bitch!
Jane: And so am I!
Patrick: In that case, we're Dick Darlington.

—Coupling

Siegmann: They can't all be Jews!

Roddie Edmonds: We are all Jews.

— Actual conversation between POW Roddie Edmonds and a Nazi commandant after Edmonds refused to identify Jewish soldiers under his command and ordered his men to self-identify as Jewish.

Stan: Stop it! Stop it!! First it was terrorists, then George Bush and global warming and now you're all blaming crab people for something that's very simple! It's MY fault. I broke the dam. [the crowd falls silent for a few seconds]
Cartman: ...Aw man.
Sharon: Stanley. You?
Man 14: No. Don't you see what this child is saying? We can't spend all our energy placing blame when something bad happens. He's saying... we all broke the dam.
Stan: No. I broke the dam.
Woman 1: I broke the dam.
Man 15: I broke the dam.
Man 16: I broke the dam.
Stan: No. I broke the dam.
Woman 2: And I broke the dam.
Man 17: I broke the dam.
Cartman: Hehe, I broke the dam. Hehe.
Man 18: I broke the dam.
Woman 3: I broke the dam.
Stan: I broke the dam. I ran a boat into the dam, and I broke it.
Man 19: I broke the dam.
Man 20: I broke the dam.
Man 21: I broke the dam.
Man 22: I broke the dam.
Stan: No! I broke the fucking dam!
Man 23: I broke the dam.
Man 24: I broke the dam.
Stan: I literally broke the dam!
Man 25: I broke the dam.
Man 26: I broke the dam.
Stan: On a boat! That wasn't mine!
Man 27: I broke the dam.
Man 28: I broke the dam.
Stan: I kept it secret, for two days!
Man 29: I broke the dam.
Man 30: I broke the dam.
Stan: The boat caught on fire, and it exploded!
Man 31: I broke the dam.
Man 32: I broke the dam.
Stan: Ohhh, fuck it!

— South Park, Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow

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