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"Truman Capote gave an interview in which he went into great detail about how Bobby Kennedy had thrown me out of a party to which Capote had not been invited."

Girl: I heard he (Peter Parker) threw up on your shoes.
Mary Jane: He didn't throw up on my shoes.
Girl: What I heard.
Mary Jane: Well, he didn't.
Girl: The cheerleaders are calling you "Spew shoes".

Bart: Now for Operation: Make Strike Go Longer. (approaches a striking teacher) Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute.
(the teachers pass the whisper along to Mrs. Krabappel, at the head of the crowd)
Teacher: Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute, purple monkey dishwasher.
Mrs. Krabappel: Well, we'll show him! Especially for that "purple monkey dishwasher" remark!
(the teachers cheer)
The Simpsons, "The PTA Disbands"

"From the first, I questioned your motives and your competence - unjustly, I now realize. Rumors have a way of growing more fantastic as they spread, and quite frankly, those surrounding you beggar belief. But Haurchefant swore that all the stories were true."
Artoirel Fortemps, addressing the Warrior of Light, Final Fantasy XIV Heavensward

Custom Ink: What's happening?
Jessica: Don't panic, but the police are here, and they want Marion for questioning.
Custom Ink: Marion is WANTED by the police! They're at the door!
Falstaff: Apparently, the authorities marked the squirrel as 'Wanted: Dead or Alive'.
Truck: MARION THE POLICE FRAMED YOU FOR MURDER!


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