Quotes / God-Mode Sue

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—"Alright, who wants some of this?!"

Kyle: Goddammit, Cartman! You can't keep making up new powers!

Stan: Yeah dude, that's like the fifth power you've come up with!

Cartman: I am Bulrog and I have lots and lots of powers.

Kyle: No asshole! From now on you only get to have ONE power! So what is it?!

Cartman: I have the power to have all the powers I want.

—South Park, "Good Times with Weapons"

"If the enemy becomes a devil, then Ryukendo must become a god!"

— Kenji/Ryukendo upon receiving God Ryukendo, his first major Super Mode, Madan Senki Ryukendo

"God is to much of a pussy to be Kaminic."

— Kaminic, Fuck The Jesus Beam

Thousands of words describing his powers and abilities, most of which taken from other characters.
Two lines describing weaknesses, one of which is a joke.
Wow.

— frothingnome in response to Seireitou Hyuga

"What's the problem? Take people you know, and have them do anything you want. I'd make 'em crawl, I tell you. Crawl!"

—Jane, Daria, "Write Where It Hurts"

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