"Yeah, the whole place is dubbed, so they sell 'juice' here. It gets the job done, though." Roshi
: Now it's a Nestlé Crunch Bar. [it changes shape] Now it's a Gummi Bear. [it changes shape again] Now it's Nappa. Nappa
: Wait, what the hell?
—Dragon Ball Z Abridged, following up on the above
Sara: Nah, we're just gonna hang out and drink age-appropriate drinks.
Wirt: Like, juice?
: Mm-mmm! Nothing like an ice cold root BEER! Peter
: Yup. A root BEER
sure hits the spot after school! Paige
: You know, I may even have two root BEERS,
I'm so thirsty! Jason
: Say, are you two talking about root BEER?! Peter
: Why, yes, we are talking about root BEER! Jason
: What a coincidence! I was just thinking to myself how good this root BEER
: Remind me to never again tell the kids what I'm giving up for Lent.
99 bottles of age-appropriate beverage on the wall, 99 bottles of age-appropriate beverage on the wall, take one now, pass it around, 98 bottles of age-appropriate beverage bottles on the wall... Maybe it's just the sodas talking, but I think we should work together to win that car. "I propose a toast. Here's to great friends, good food, and family-friendly glasses of fruit juice!"