Quotes / Force Feeding

Music

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy, living in a box under the stairs in the corner of basement of the house just half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop — you know the place. Well, back then life was going swell and everything was just PEACHY! Except of course for the undeniable fact that every single morning, my mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast. A BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT! EVERY SINGLE MORNING! It was driving me crazy! So I said to her, "hey, Mom, what's up with all the sauerkraut?" And my dear, sweet mother, she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train. And she leaned right down next to me and said, "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!!" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force-fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty-six and a half years old.

—"Weird Al" Yankovic, "Albuquerque"

I'll fuckin' sew your asshole closed and keep feedin' you, and feedin' you, and feedin' you!

Wu-Tang Clan, "Method Man"

Video Games

Uka Uka: Using my Mojo to power your NVs! That's low, even for you... But, why do you keep feeding me cake?! (gets cake shoved in mouth)
Dr. Cortex: Oh, that! I just thought it'd be mean. Seriously, you're never gonna be able to eat cake again! Imagine that. (pats Uka Uka) Life without cake...
Uka Uka: YOU FIEND!

— Crash: Mind Over Mutant

Web Video

Diddy: DK... DK, wake your fat ass up!
DK: If I pretend I'm dead, will you leave?
Diddy: Nope! I'll keep stuffing bananas down your hole regardless of your living circumstances.
DK: There is no God. Stop... Please! I... I think I'm gonna throw up.
Diddy: Let's make sure that doesn't happen by stuffing it back down!
DK: That's it. You've done it. I'm entering cardiac arrest.

— Donkey Kong Country Abridged - Episode 1 - Big Dumb Day

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