Naruto: Who are these guys, Bowie-sensei?
Kakashi, er, I mean David Bowie: They're a rare breed of ninja called "forgettable movie villains." You've never heard of them, and after you've finished fighting them you won't remember it even happened, but for the next 90 minutes you'll think they're the biggest threat you've faced in your entire life!"
Jessie: "Why didn't we think of this plan earlier?"
"The figure who stepped onto the scene now was horrifying, in a rather generic way. He was massive, larger even than Kenpachi Zaraki. His black armor seemed to soak up ambient light and make the world a darker place, albeit in a kind of tedious fashion. His sword was a pretty standard giant katana screaming with the souls of his victims. Overall, he was a massive, horrible presence, but nothing about him really screamed 'super amazing'. He was just cool enough to show up for a brief period of time and win a couple battles before dying with his goals unfulfilled."
Squid Baron: Answer me this. How much map have you traveled?
Shantae: What do you mean?
Squid Baron: How full are your pockets? About half, right? Halfway full? Filler Boss. It's my destiny, I see that now. I won't try to escape it.
Shantae: You're scaring me ...
Squid Baron: You and me both. But I won't hide from fate! I'm going to be the best filler boss of all time! Old hat! Recycled moves! All of it! Bring it on, sister! Let's boogie down!
