Quotes / Dirty Kid

"I take it black. Like my men."

— Little Girl, Airplane!

"Okay, I don't care how smart Lisa is. No four-year-old should be getting that excited over sex."

— Luan Loud, Peeking Through the Fourth Wall, After Dark: 5

Tails: (sighs) I don't wanna be horny, Luigi. I wanna be happy.
Luigi: What the fuck are you talking about? Aren't you, like, eight?

— "Tails and Luigi have a little chat" by OfficialMantersChannel