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He is my provider as I walk into the
Void for eternity I give him my soul
I shall do his bidding obey him
Without question even walk among the living if
I'm told
Satan don't forsake me I wait for
You to take me grant me wings and as
Your messenger I'll fly
—"Bridge of Death", Manowar

Larisa: I'd do anything to save Sandra! Nevertheless, I find the prospect of eternal damnation in Hell not very tempting.
The Devil: Don't worry. Imprisoning your precious soul in the Pillar of the Damned would be a great waste. I have other plans with it.
Larisa: Which would be?
The Devil: After your death, you'll have to serve me as a succubus!
Larisa: As a succubus?
The Devil: Yes. Your duty will be to debauch innocent young men to a dissolute life full of sex, drugs and dubstep. May your countless conquests fuel the eternal fire of Hell until it engulfs all of Elysium!
Larisa: [Perverted Drooling]
The Devil: Please stop drooling on the infernal soul transfer contract.
Larisa: [wiping her mouth] Sorry...


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