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->He is my provider as I walk into the
->Void for eternity I give him my soul
->I shall do his bidding obey him
->Without question even walk among the living if
->I'm told

->Satan don't forsake me I wait for
->You to take me grant me wings and as
->Your messenger I'll fly

-->--Bridge of Death, Music/{{Manowar}}

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->He ->''He is my provider as I walk into the
->Void
the\\
Void
for eternity I give him my soul
->I
soul\\
I
shall do his bidding obey him
->Without
him\\
Without
question even walk among the living if
->I'm told

->Satan
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Satan
don't forsake me I wait for
->You
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->Your
as\\
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messenger I'll fly

-->--Bridge
fly''
-->--"Bridge
of Death, Music/{{Manowar}}
Death", '''Music/{{Manowar}}'''
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'''Larisa:''' ''[PervertedDrooling]''\\

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'''Larisa:''' '''[[LovableSexManiac Larisa]]:''' ''[PervertedDrooling]''\\
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->'''Larisa:''' I'd do anything to save Sandra! Nevertheless, I find the prospect of eternal damnation in hell not very tempting.\\
'''The Devil:''' Don't worry. Imprisoning your precious soul in the Pillar of the Damned would be a great waste. I have other plans with it.\\

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->'''Larisa:''' I'd do anything to save Sandra! Nevertheless, I find the prospect of eternal damnation in hell Hell not very tempting.\\
'''The Devil:''' Don't worry. Imprisoning your ''your'' precious soul in the Pillar of the Damned would be a great waste. I have other plans with it.\\



'''The Devil:''' Yes. Your duty will be to debauch innocent young men to a dissolute life full of sex, drugs and dubstep. May your countless conquests fuel the eternal fire of hell until it engulfs all of Elysium!\\
''[{{Beat}}]''\\

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'''The Devil:''' Yes. Your duty will be to debauch innocent young men to a dissolute life full of sex, drugs and dubstep. May your countless conquests fuel the eternal fire of hell Hell until it engulfs all of Elysium!\\
''[{{Beat}}]''\\'''Larisa:''' ''[PervertedDrooling]''\\



'''[[LovableSexManiac Larisa]]:''' Sorry...

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'''[[LovableSexManiac Larisa]]:''' '''Larisa:''' ''[wiping her mouth]'' Sorry...
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->'''Larisa:''' I'd do anything to save Sandra! Nevertheless, I find the prospect of eternal damnation in hell not very tempting.\\
'''The Devil:''' Don't worry. Imprisoning your precious soul in the Pillar of the Damned would be a great waste. I have other plans with it.\\
'''Larisa:''' Which would be?\\
'''The Devil:''' After your death, you'll have to serve me as a succubus!\\
'''Larisa:''' As a succubus?\\
'''The Devil:''' Yes. Your duty will be to debauch innocent young men to a dissolute life full of sex, drugs and dubstep. May your countless conquests fuel the eternal fire of hell until it engulfs all of Elysium!\\
''[{{Beat}}]''\\
'''The Devil:''' Please stop drooling on the infernal soul transfer contract.\\
'''[[LovableSexManiac Larisa]]:''' Sorry...
-->-- ''Webcomic/SandraAndWoo'', [[http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2016/07/28/0807-the-divine-comedy-page-5/ The Divine Comedy, Page 5]]


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->He is my provider as I walk into the
->Void for eternity I give him my soul
->I shall do his bidding obey him
->Without question even walk among the living if
->I'm told

->Satan don't forsake me I wait for
->You to take me grant me wings and as
->Your messenger I'll fly

-->--Bridge of Death, Music/{{Manowar}}

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