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Hello, welcome to Gorgeous Bank! How may I help you today? Huh, a bank robbery? That's a good one. Please have a seat on the sofa. Someone will help you shortly. What, you're not joking? *gasp* Stop! Please don't hurt me!
(You obtained 5,000 HL.)
I don't want to get hurt.
(You obtained 10,000 HL.)
Please forgive me.
(You obtained 100,000 HL.)
Hey, stop messing with me.
(STAGE START)

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"He's a supervillain and the best he can do is rob a bank?"
J. Jonah Jameson on Doctor Octopus, Spider-Man (Stern)

Cashier: Uh, do you have an account with us, sir?
Dream-Darryl: No... but I got this. EVERYBODY FLAT DOWN ON THE FLOOR! FACE DOWN! DON'T LOOK AT US, COZ WE'RE VERY SHY, ALRIGHT?

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