"I will now be doing a South African accent. Now, I know many of you can't tell the difference between my accent and a South African accent. Here's the difference: picture my accent, but I'm punching a black person."
— Jim Jefferies, Bare
"Then of course, it's 1994; no more army, no more apartheid. Truth and reconciliation and all of that rubbish, you know. Kumbayah. [...] We thought we were fighting communism, but in the end, it was all about who gets what, you know? Ivory, oil, gold, diamonds. So one day, I decided fuck it, you know. I'm gonna get mine."
— Danny Archer, Blood Diamond, explaining his motivation for turning to crime
