Memetic Molester / Pro Wrestling

• Randy Savage became this thanks to a certain IWC urban legend that allegedly involved a then-18-year old Stephanie McMahon, and whether if it was rape or consensual is up to debate. They would claim that this is why Savage was apparently blacklisted from the WWE, despite the fact that not only was he interviewed on the inaugural issue of WWE SmackDown! magazine in 2003, but he also had a DVD set dedicated to him released in 2009.
  Randy Savage: ...and uh, Triple H, you already know that I'm gonna bitch-slap ya, and take your girl, Stephanie McMahon!
• Rick Rude: He'll steal your girl, break her heart and leave you the fool. All the girls go crazy for the ravishing Rude!
• If The Iron Sheik hates you, he will put you in the Camel Clutch, break your back, fuck you in the ass, and make you humble!
• The Ultimate Warrior raped Santa Claus. Such is the power of his Destrucity.
• Edge mentioned in his autobiography, Adam Copeland on Edge, that Bradshaw soaped his ass in a shower. Some picked up on this and implicated that Bradshaw might have raped some wrestlers.
  • Edge will steal your girlfriend. You can't stop it, you can't do anything about it, and she will leave you for him. Just don't even fight it.
• Goldust. Goldust.
• Randy Orton: Has developed a reputation in the IWC message boards in that, when in the ring or anywhere near him, one better have their asses secured. The way he interacts with his opponents just encourages it.