A teenage Japanese delinquent awakens his punching ghost and travels to Egypt with his grandfather, a fellow student, an Egyptian fortune teller, a cavalier Frenchman, and a dog to save his mom, fight a lot of people, and put a stop to the antics of a 19th-century vampire.
- Yare yare daze, the unabridged version is right here, now shut up before I beat you to a pulp!