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Dirty Communists go back in time and erase Albert Einstein from existence, only for a modernized Imperial Japan to join the war in a bid for world domination. Nice Job Breaking It, Comrades!
The unabridged version is escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism... SPACE!