Frank and Sadie Doyle
Only care about liquor
And each other *Clink*
—Free Jaffa
Sparks Nevada is
From Earth, and yet he rights the
Outlaw wrongs on Mars
—Free Jaffa
Captain Laserbeam:
“Nothing is impossible,
Except giving up”
—Free Jaffa
Famous lost pilot
Fights the Nazis across time
She is A. Earhart
—Free Jaffa
Millionaire forsakes
His wealth for Hobo Princess,
Seeks Moonshine Holler
—Free Jaffa
Colonel Tick-Tock’s a
Proper English gentleman
Queen keeps him busy
—Free Jaffa
Phillip Fathom is
The greatest underwater
Detective ever
—Free Jaffa
Cactoid Jim is the
King of the Martian Frontier,
Always saves the day
—Free Jaffa
