Haikus for Labyrinth.
Baby wished away
Thirteen-hour time limit
Boogie Wonderland
- Sapphire Redux
Children, do not look.
An Internet star is born:
Bowie's "Area."
Oh, please don't say that
'You remind me of the babe'
Because then— "What babe?"
Ludo, furry beast
Who would have ever forseen
He'd have his own band?
Is it just me, or
Does Connelly's acting go
From poor to decent?
Focus, Sarah, don't
Get distracted by Jareth's
Tight, revealing pants.
- Miss Desperado
Hoggle forgiven?
Yay! "Now let's get that rat who
calls himself Jareth!"
- Miss Desperado
Through dangers untold
And hardships unnumbered... um...
What was the next part?
- Sensei Le Roof
