Funny / The Twisted Tales of Felix the Cat

• In "Guardian Idiot", Felix is guided by his guardian angel, whose dense and diminutive complexion hilariously contrasts with his taller and manlier colleagues. Also, his training wings are on his butt.
  • The angel is tasked with saving Felix from danger, but only ends up putting the poor cat in different kinds of danger. Throughout the episode, Felix gets into a sword fight with pirate skeletons on a heavenly (underwater) cruise, gets chased by hungry vultures in the heavenly wasteland, is almost hacked by knives while he’s strapped to a target, gets stuck in a barrel on a moving waterfall, is nearly sacrificed by a duck tribe, and gets chased by clowns, the last of which is the last straw as Felix tells his guardian angel to put him back where he found him.
  • In the climax, the butcher who tries to force Felix into his meat grinder spots the guardian angel and mistakes him for a fairy. The butcher demands the angel to grant him a wish; “make me the fattest, greasiest sausage in the world,” which the angel does by zapping him in Felix’s place at the last minute.
  The Butcher (now a sausage): Should’ve seen this coming.
  • After saving Felix, the angel earns his real wings…which turn out to be plane wings!
• The edible wig in "Black Magic Bag", if only because of how ridiculous the idea is.
• In the beginning of "Attack of the Robot Rat", Felix's magic bag yells something unintelligible to him after ordering it around.
  Felix: Poo-poo mouth! Mustn't say naughty words! (spanks the magic bag)
  • Later on.
  Felix: Oh no! My house is ruined! Rebuilding it would be exhausting! You do it. (kicks the magic bag to what's left of Felix's house.)
• In "Attack of the Robot Rat" when Felix knocks on the Mad Doctor's door:
  Mad Doctor: Who could that be? I have no friends.

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