Funny / The Taste of Peaches

• After Taylor has trekked through the Stone Mountain to the Garden, she finds the only thing that isn't stone. Her response is not exactly full of godly wisdom.
  Taylor: Isn't it supposed to be an apple?
• Inari's self-introduction makes her personality pretty clear.
  "Hello~ Magical Spirit Guide Inari-Chan~ Reporting as needed Desu~!"
  • Taylor and her father then proceed to question the bacon and juice they just ingested.
• The reason Armsmaster is ordered to stay in the Director's office after they finish talking about Taylor, prompting Battery to book it.
  "We need to have a talk about why I'm receiving reports of you being involved in a running battle through a public bathhouse."
• Victoria was grounded because she was texting her boyfriend while flying, and ended up hitting a billboard.
• Taylor exploring her powers has some funny moments.
  • She accidently floods her living room when she taps into her Ocean Domain.
  • She knocks over Glenn Chambers with a sneeze because of his nasty cologne.
  • She wrecks the ceiling due to overestimating how much effort she would need to lift the first weight.
  • Taylor finds out chlorine makes her high.
  • After she gets high, the PRT doctors want to take a blood sample. They fail because she somehow ends up turning the syringes into things like squeaky toys. She also starts a fire with her powers right after a doctor makes a Tempting Fate comment about it.
• When Taylor's measurements are taken and she is given something better-fitting to wear, they have to cut her out of her clothes. It takes 15 minutes, two pair of scissors, and one of the measuring tapes goes missing somehow.
• Inari's reaction to ghost peppers.
  “It burns,” the fox croaked, “Oh god it’s getting worse. It’s so HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!”
  With a soft whump and a flare of blue flame, Inari leapt from her lap and dashed straight for the counter, leaving a trail of blue fire behind her as she bounced off a chair, knocking it over, before leaping up onto the counter and into the sink.
• The PRT attempts to use a Tinkertech device to analyze Taylor's blood. It produces results that it should have been physically incapable of making, which are useless besides, like an ink drawing of a nine-tailed fox. The researcher telling Piggot this chalks it up to "powers are bullshit", and Glenn uses a Facepalm to hide his chuckles.
• Taylor managed to break the Simurgh. After her press conference, the Endbringer kept repeating "FLUFFY~!" on PHO until their account got temporarily suspended.
• Taylor accidentally subjects Sophia to Marshmallow Hell, and Sophia, trapped under Taylor and fearful of suffocation, bites her to get her off.

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