Funny / The Drowsy Chaperone

• "Bride's Lament" is Stylistic Suck done hilariously right. Or wrong. Or both.
• "He was the Allbright Toothpaste man, which was really popular because the main ingredient was cocaine. It was the 5th one down on the list. Right after sugar."
• "Man of a thousand accents. All of them offensive."
• "That was pure vodka, you POOP!"
  • For a while, it was "...you FOOL!" Georgia Engel said "POOP" instead of "FOOL" because she was so overly religious that it was against her beliefs to use that word. Her use of the phrase just stuck with them for the rest of the run, and it's been added to the script ever since.
• "As we stumble! Bumble! Fumble!... ... ... ...PLUMBLE!
• "Try not to think of the poodles."
• "I Am Adolfo!"
  • "I can sing it very fast, 'Adolfo!' I can sing it very slow...ly. I would do it now, but it would take hours."
• " L-*cane drops* while you can."

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