- Pretty much any time the guys try to tag Jerry, and the movie goes into slow-motion to watch Jerry analyse his escape moves and trip up his friends.
- "Hoagie's attempt to face me fail because he lacks confidence... also I think it's fair to say I'm fucking surgical with these complimentary donuts."
- Meanwhile the reporter is watching those donuts fly and thinking to herself "This is why print journalism is dying."
- What starts off the story: Bob is getting interviewed by the reporter when Hoagie shows up dressed as a janitor to tag him. Bob tries to escape by picking up his office chair to smash out a window... only to have the shatterproof glass bounce the chair back into his face.
Funny / Tag