Funny / Smosh Pit

Try Not to Laugh

• The Dumpster Wizard, Skimpy Jiggles, Jr.
  • His first appearance is on Olivia's turn, who laughs immediately.
    Well, I had a joke, but I'll save it for later. See you later asshole.
  • Well hello there, weary traveler. Looking to enter the Cave of Terror, eh? I've seen many a traveler enter and none return. There's a plethora of booby traps, and traps that look like boobies. There's a mirror that when you look at it, you only see the reflection of Topenga from Boy Meets World. And there's an ogre, that's mildly Republican. One wrong word and he'll go, "You know what I think about that?" Mmmmh, and then you're in for a mouthful. Hey, what do you call an icicle that keeps giving you quizzes? A testicle.
  • So, looking to enter Dave & Buster's, eh? Mmmh, I've seen many a traveler go in there, and none return! There's cheap beer and wings, shitty Mario Kart, and a lady in jean shorts and flipflops named Tammy who keeps giving you eyes.
    Courtney: No, no, this needs to stop.
  • Goes on shirtless: "So, looking to enter Abercrombie & Fitch, eh?"
  • All right! Ready to begin our Metallica tribute band. So, looking to Enter Sandman, eh?
  • (With a larger than usual pan flute, which turns Shayne's face red from blowing) Is Courteney Cox dating a new person? Look into Entertainment Tonight, eh?
• Tommy does his impression of Anthony: walking away.
• After so long Matthew Scott Montgomery saying his iconic "OOH, you’re not gonna believe this!".
• When Brock Baker guested, special shout-out needs to be given to the look of joy/horror on Damien Haas' face when he heard him break out the Goofy voice, correctly guessing Baker was about to reprise his legendary "Goofy Wants His Money" routine and knowing he wasn't going to get through without laughing.
• Tommy's mental illness gag.
  Hello! It's me, your Mental Illness! Are you having a good day today? Have you thought of maybe not?
• Tim interrupting Olivia's bit in The Gauntlet. "GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR MONEY"
• Shayne trolling Angela as the "Try Not To Laugh Bystander".

Eat it or Yeet it!

• Shayne gets a hamburger. It's cold, but nothing else is weird. It's called "Burger, but Cold."
  Courtney: Ingredients are as follows! Burger! Freezer!
• Noah gets The Big Bite in one episode, which is a banana with no evidence of tampering. It turns out to have peanut butter inside, somehow, and is absolutely dumbfounded how they did it.

Smosh Theatre

• We Read Our Creepy DMs
  • Noah and Keith play two wizards at Hogwarts sneaking around the library to learn forbidden spells (and using a "semi-visible" cloak). Shayne (doing a Snape impression) is "Professor Bubblewarts" and finds them.
    Shayne: Two students, sneaking through the library late at night. Do you know what I say to students who break the rules? This is what I always say to students who break the rules: (reading card, trying not to laugh) "Shout out to the Asian girls, let the lights dim sum".
    Olivia: Guess who gave me that.
    Shayne: I say it all the time, and yet am still tenured.
    Noah: We promise we were lost and we didn't know where we were!
    Keith: But, you know what my mom says when we're lost?
    Shayne: What does your mom say, Michael?
    Keith: She says (reading card) "yo homie g skillet".
    Noah: Yeah, dog! [fist bumps Shayne] We chill or what?
    Keith: Are we free to go?
    Shayne: All right, you're free to go, but I'll leave you this, this warning, don't ever forget it. (reading card) "why is your eyes be crying in the pictor in the profile".

Spelling Bee-kini Wax

• Ian has no reaction to being waxed.
  Rachel the waxer: Dude, what are you into?
• Shayne as Sentencer gives the phrase "In seventh grade, I didn't have any, and that's why I'm still a virgin!" for "rhythm."
  Damien: The sentence didn't have the word rhythm in it!
  • Later in that episode, "I sail on my boat on the quotient."
• Courtney FREAKING Miller is a contestant.
  Sarah Whittle: And this lovely lady right here, with a beautiful hair... of... head... Courtney FREAKING Miller!
  Courtney FREAKING Miller: Good to be back in the cube!
  Sarah Whittle: You've never been on here.
  Courtney FREAKING Miller: Just like when I was experimented on back in The '60s!
  Sarah Whittle: This is going to be a delight. How are your spelling skills?
  Courtney FREAKING Miller: ... POOR!
  ** Guest star Sarah Schauer tells her she looks like her mom.

  Courtney FREAKING Miller: I look like your mom?! Is your mom going to watch this video?
  Sarah Schauer: No, like when she's laying down.
  Courtney FREAKING Miller: Oh oh, that's better! "Yeah, mom, when you lay down, you look like a dude in a cheap wig!"

  • Sarah describes the waxing experience as "It was like a squirrel was crawling on my crotch."
  • No one has scored by the third round.
    Sarah Whittle: So I am actually pretty shocked. We have a pointless game right now... well, I mean...
    Damien: We knew that from the pitch meeting.
  • It's Courtney FREAKING Miller's turn
    Courtney FREAKING Miller: I'm racist for Fruit Loops!
    Sarah Whittle: What does that mean?!
    Courtney FREAKING Miller: I don't know anymore.
    Sarah Whittle: It seems problematic.
    Courtney FREAKING Miller: Kellog's, hit me up!

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