Funny / Shrapnel

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KILL CONTRACT 2: Once Upon a Time in Uganda

• When the Commandah meets Toki, he is missing an eye, an arm, has blood on him because shrapnel from a grenade is embedded in his skin, and is partially covered in bandages, leading to this exchange:
  Toki: Jesus fuckin’ Christ, this mother fucker ugly as shit.
  Commandah: I am actually very beautiful for my kind.
  Toki: Fuuuck, if you’re good lookin’, I don’t wanna see the rest of ya!

A Side of Shrapnel: Potato Gun

• When Reznya asks Potato where she got bullets from, Potato explains that she kicked Jackal’s ass in poker. When Reznya berates him for not wagering something more kid-friendly, like soda, he responds "well, see, I didn’t have any soda, so . . . "
• Jackal and Toki lampshade that everyone seems to have picked up the Idiot Ball with the latter selling Potato a gun, and how none of the adults in the room try to stop Potato from running off outside with it immediately afterwards.
  Jackal: Uhh, not sure we should be letting her run off with a gun.
  Toki: You know, I probably shouldn’t have sold her that gun.
  Reznya: Really?
  • Toki’s "Oh well" attitude about it right after is also kind of funny.
    Toki: But hey, twenty bullets is twenty bullets.
    Reznya: *sighs*

Side of Shrapnel: THIS IS THE WAE

• After Goggles asks Brynn to help him get to Serafima, Brynn starts going on about how a humble warrior admits his own weakness, and Goggles responds by breaking character to ask him "So is that a yes or what?".
• While it’s not clear if it was intentional, when Serval is preparing to defend herself, she aims her gun with the scope up to her eyepatch.
• While Goggles bleeding to death definitely counts as a Tear Jerker, Reznya trying her best to sound excited about the cellphone he brought her, but only managing Flat Joy adds a subdued, heartwarmingly humorous touch to the scene.