Funny / Santa's Slay

• Santa wisely scrubbing down the stripper pole in a strip club before he uses it as a weapon.
  • He also kills Vince Russo with said pole.
• Fran Drescher getting set on fire and then drowned in egg nog in the opening scene.
• Two bratty kids asking if they can open their motherfucking presents yet and subsequently getting blown up.
  • Their grandma's reaction.
  "... Fuuuuck."
• Most of the Christmas-related puns fall under this.
• Santa's reaction to having a flashlight shined in his face:
  "I'm Santa Claus! Not fuckin' Dracula!