Openly Gator having to rephrase his words when describing the previous night when he sees that Queer Duck's nephew is present.
Openly Gator: The whole party's coming back to me! Oh, this place was wall-to-wall cock! (notices Little Lucky as Queer Duck glares at him) Coke! We were doing coke! (Queer Duck glares at Openly Gator harder) Cola! We were drinking Coca-Cola and 7-Up and Dr. Poppers, er, Pepper! Queer Duck: Go back to bed. Openly Gator: Good idea.
Oh Christ!
The figurine of Jesus stating that he likes the performance done by Queer Duck and the other gay men the preacher tries to cure, the preacher responding by snapping that no one asked for his opinion.
Queer Doc
Queer Duck's prank call towards Dr. Laura Schlessinger where he pretends to be a concerned father observing that his son is gay, then makes it clear that his issue is more that he envies his son's boyfriends.
Queer Duck setting off Dr. Laura Schlessinger by claiming that he wasn't gay until he saw her nude photos.
Wedding Bell Blues
Dr. Duckstein's assurance towards his wife Estelle when she expresses her dismay over their son Queer Duck marrying Openly Gator.
Dr. Duckstein: Come on, Estelle. There's one in every family. Right, Uncle Sid? (we see a Camp Gay duck sitting next to Dr. Duckstein) Uncle Sid: Oh, yes. There's one in every family. It's him, not me! (wipes forehead with handkerchief) Oho!
Homo for the Holidays
Queer Duck's mother Estelle during her prayer accuses her son of only pretending to be gay to upset her, which her son isn't too happy about. Queer Duck raises a knife near her and saves face by claiming that he wanted to carve the turkey.
Queer Duck: The Movie
The lesbian pandas chanting "He's got his homo mojo working" when Queer Duck prepares to start a gay day at Happyland.
The song where Queer Duck explains to Reverend Vandergelding the details on how he discovered he was gay and eventually came out to his parents, especially Queer Duck rebuking Vandergelding for ad-libbing and Vandergelding bluntly refusing to parrot the lyric "I watched all the crotches in the Shakespeare plays".
Straight Queer Duck berating his penis for causing Lola Buzzard's death.
When Reverend Vandergelding is in jail, he is restrained like Hannibal Lector. One of the guards asks how they can keep him chained up like that and another responds that the restraints were Vandergelding's idea, as this is a minimum security prison. We then see several convicts smiling as the guards are waiting on them hand and foot.
Queer Duck tries to get back to Openly Gator after his conversion to heterosexuality wears off, but Openly Gator rejects him while claiming to have found a new love in Liza Minnelli. After Queer Duck leaves, however...
Openly Gator: I can't believe I hired a Liza Minnelli impersonator just to hurt him! Liza Minnelli: I'm not an impersonator! I'm the real Liza! Openly Gator: Oh, right. You were cheaper. (Liza socks him in the arm) Don't hurt a person!
The novelty pepper mill based on The Exorcist that is shown on Oscar Wildcat's antique show.
Regan MacNeil Pepper Mill: Raagh! Your mother blows Nixon in Hell! Oscar Wildcat: Yeah, I have little doubt.
