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Despite having its darker moments, the podcast never lets up on the comedy.
The Bahumia Campaign
The Moonstone Saga
- The campaign begins with a long conversation about whether dragons have vaginas.
- Beverly is convinced the mission is to save the jamboreen and repeatedly brings it up despite everyone insisting it's cancelled.
- After rescuing the Green Teens, Hardwon is forced to take care of them while enduring their obnoxious enthusiasm and obliviousness to danger.
The Ezry Chronicles
- Hardwon insisting that Reeva the drug-dealing Kenku is his girlfriend, even after she stabs him. He still refers to Reeva as his "ex" for the rest of the campaign.
- Adam declaring that Stunkbug's brother's name is Gunkbog before Murph has a chance to intervene.
The Galaderon Saga
- "DGG, Beverly! You don't goof a god!"
- While infiltrating the palace to save Beverly IV from execution, the Boobs capture the Hand of the King and force him at swordpoint to make a series of increasingly humiliating excuses to a pair of guards.Edmund Lorrell: I'm a tinkly little star, and I need your pants!
- The Green Teen Youth Choir's incredibly sad rendition of "We Pledge Allegiance To The Boy."
Tales From The Crick
- Ulfgar makes a dramatic exit by jumping off the side of the airship, which is completely ruined by Moonshine trying to guide his fall with a wind spell only to make a farting sound and send him hurtling into the ocean.
- Hardwon buys R.Cane from a traveling salesman and lies to Beverly that it's chapstick.
- Murph is forced to take every outlandish detail Emily spouts off about the Crick and incorporate it into his worldbuilding. Thus we wind up with a fully-realized fantasy setting where the water is Four Loko, everyone lives in a stump, kids are punished with the "time-out bag," the most common name is "Petri," and crawfish are the main food source.
- "That's great. You've got two moms, and you've got three dads, and I've got no mom and no dad."
The Cutthroat Chronicles
- Apple and the Captain wrestle with each other, with incredible sexual tension. They share an awkward kiss before she manages to kill him.
- One surviving pirate tries to convince Apple to spare him due to "pirate's honor". Apple immediately stabs him.
- Hardwon takes some tight pants from the Captain's quarters to wear when he next sees his ex-girlfriend.
- During an aerial battle, the party kills several pursing knights by transforming them into dolphins and watching them fall into the ocean.
The Frostwind Chapter
- Hardwon's repeated insistence that he and Gemma were "basically official."
- "Fuck you, I love you, eat a rat."
- The Boobs break into a magical jeweler's shop to interrogate a dwarf about the assassination. The jeweler casts Meld Into Stone to hide inside his wall, thinking he's escaped...until he realizes he has nowhere to go, and the Boobs can just wait until the spell expires. While waiting, they piss on everything in his workshop.
- The guards on the walls of Frostwind congratulating each other on how prepared they are.
- The party rescues and befriends a hill giant. After the giant happily tells them they can join up to end the world together, the Boobs realize they have no way to find shelter and decide to murder him and use his corpse like in The Empire Strikes Back.
- Hardwon and a White Wolf captain have a literal dick-measuring contest. Bev uses Minor Illusion to help Hardwon cheat.
A Faerie Tale
- Alanis fulfills her role as Ms. Exposition, only hampered by the constant bong rips she takes between every sentence.
- The Boobs categorically refuse to admit that the Chosen Angels aren't birds. By the end, even the angels themselves aren't sure what's real anymore.
- A witch makes a contract with the party to show them the way to the Autumn Court if they win a game: she will possess one of the party and let them each ask one question to guess who is possessed. The one they think is the witch must be stabbed, and if they guess wrong, she gets to keep the body. After quite a bit of setup and explanation of how it will work by Murph, Moonshine goes first and asks Balnor his favorite food."Balnor": ...................chicken.
- Bev meets an eladrin boy at a party, and Moonshine and Hardwon notice as the teens break away from the festivities.Hardwon: We can't intervene. We are gonna follow them.
- After the curse is broken, King Lestibournes and Queen Cirilla reaffirm their love for each other, and then start going at it in public in the middle of Jovyre's court.
The Shadowfell Saga
- It's revealed that Deadeye is working for the Montgomerys. Cut to the Boobs:Moonshine: You know, I think we can really trust Deadeye!
- Deadeye, knowing Hardwon and Beverly are being targeted by vampires because they're virgins:Deadeye: (to Beverly) If you want to live, you need to fuck Hardwon right now.
- Just the fact that JV finds the Shadowfell so much more pleasant than his time alive.
- Upon meeting Coach Bortram, Moonshine and Beverly immediately convert to the faith of the Dusk Mother and start loudly singing "We Are The Light In The Darkness." Deadeye is unamused.
- The vampire siblings Dolly and Priscilla have a small army of animated dolls that aid them. While most of the group is creeped out, Beverly wants to save the dolls since they're collector's items.
- Upon meeting Petunia Montgomery, Bev comments that her Creepy Child theme feels a little derivative of her sisters'.
- Moonshine discovers a necklace with the former dark lord Pendeghast trapped inside. Pendeghast immediately proves to be a sad-sack loser who's so desperate to get out of the Montgomery Crypt that he's willing to let Moonshine wear him as a belly chain.
- Later, Moonshine sucks a skullywug into the chain and lets Pendeghast kill him. Pendeghast narrates that he's doing super badass moves with a sword, while the skullywug yells that Pendeghast is just sitting on him and suffocating him to death.
- The Boobs pretend the townspeople were able to rescue themselves in hopes of encouraging them to have more agency. Said townspeople immediately start charging the party for every service available.
- Paw Paw tries to use skullywug skin to make Hardwon a scuba suit. note
- The Bastards of None razz Hardwon for his pale skin, calling him Captain Casper. Hardwon tries to turn the tables by razzing an overweight member of the crew. The Bastards immediately call him out for fat-shaming.
- Beverly rolls a Nat 20 to wrestle a reincarnated Hardwon and utterly owns him, to his own dismay.
- Hardwon asks Moonshine to use magic on a babbling brook to boil the water, finally giving the dwarf kings their hot tub party.
Mage Madness
- Lucanis insists he has never had and will never try crick water. Moonshine rolls an insight check.Murph: This man has definitely had crick water.
- A very drunk Lucanis shows the Boobs a magical item that will cast any spell put into it on the entire city. Hardwon immediately asks what would happen if he farted into it.
- Mavrus spends the entire tournament looking for his lost frisbee.
The Chosen Saga
- Moonshine's entire duel with the King of Gladeholm is one long high point — from the King and his retinue constantly talking about how they achieved everything on their own merits, to Moonshine beating the King up with his own tree, to the King sadly admitting defeat and mourning his banishment to his incredibly fancy summer palace.
- The victorious Boobs put Maw Maw and Erdan in charge of the merged city of High and Crick Elves, and charge them with building a "congressional water park."
- Moonshine buys Balnor a singing tuna fish that keeps getting set off at inopportune times, even after they take the batteries out and stuff a sock in its mouth.Hardwon: That was my sock!
- The gang rides through the Astral Plane on the giant husk of a dead god. Everyone gets excited about the husk, resulting in fake ads for a "Husk Musk" cologne sold through the Naddpod merch store.
- The Boobs congratulate Scoutmaster Denny for making one good decision in not bending the knee to Thiala. Denny clarifies that he wanted to bend the knee immediately, but collapsed out of fear, surviving because his knees were not technically bent.
- While relaxing in Lydia's Shadowfell mansion, Moonshine bakes a tuna cake to celebrate Balnor's first "card day." It's as bad as it sounds. Then Balnor eats the candle.
- The Boobs and Tonathan try to convince a red dragon working with Gith pirates to switch sides. The dragon refuses because he co-signed a lease with the Gith.
- Also worth noting that Hardwon spends the entire battle being carried by Lucanis, along with several hours afterward.
- Salas the Githzerai's standard breakfast of a sixty-egg omelet.
- "Clear eyes. Full hearts. Sixty eggs."
The Hellfire Chronicles
- Upon learning that gnolls have a god, Beverly remarks that it's probably called "Crunchwrap" or something.
- When the gang arrives to recruit Mavrus for their battle against the Tarrasque, he's trying to BS his way through his first class as professor by re-enacting the "tear up the book" scene from Dead Poets Society. Unlike Robin Williams, he clearly has no idea where he's going with the act, and is audibly relieved when the Boobs show up with an excuse to skip town.
Running Gags
- Anytime the characters treat the speaking stone like it's a modern smartphone. Special mention goes to Hardwon putting it in a red solo cup to use as the airship's soundsystem.
- Paw Paw's gradual evolution from a normal possum into a warrior, lawyer, fashion designer, and whatever else the Band of Boobs need at the time.
- Hardwon's relationship with Caw Caw, a random, unawakened raven he's convinced is his closely bonded animal companion.
- The spirit guardians of the Queenshammer (specifically Coldane) become increasingly annoyed that they're always summoned for battle when they want a hot tub party.
- Every animal form Moonshine takes being heavily pregnant.
The Trinyvale Adventures
- Nyack's weak stomach and inability to hold his alcohol.
- Everything about Blavin, the hapless handler assigned to Retrieval Team 22. He's introduced double-fisting margaritas, and things only go downhill from there. By episode 4, he's already living in Jens's apartment.
- Speaking of which: every player character and several NPCs room with Jens and don't pay rent. Onyx continues to mooch even after becoming a successful Trinstagram influencer.
- Everything about Jens and Nyack's relationship. It's up in the air whether Nyack genuinely doesn't see his half-brother's contempt for him, or pretends not to see it to take the piss, but either way it's hilarious.
The Mavrus Chronicles
The Eldermourne Campaign
