Funny / Nobody Saves the World

• The first NPC you talk to asks why Nobody isn't wearing any pants. When Nobody says that they have amnesia, she comments that it still doesn't explain the lack of pants.
• When you first meet Randy, he mistakes Nobody for another apprentice wizard and immediately starts bossing them around, ordering them to bring him a caramel macchiato, venti, extra shot, half-skim milk, half mountain goat milk, 2 percent foam.
  • The guards refuse to let you out of the first area because they are waiting for a ranger to send an important message. What's the message? They need to tell Randy that they're out of mountain goat milk.
  • You can encounter an NPC in some late-game dungeons who will give you money and food items if you correctly answer his questions. One of the possible questions is what kind of milk Randy likes in his coffee.
  • You can eventually turn the tables on him and order Randy to bring you coffee.
• There is a Romance Sidequest that has you falling in love with a horse. No, not a Beast Man or even a Civilized Animal, just an ordinary horse.
• One of the witch NPCs welcomes you to Damptonia. She mentions they don't have any interesting sights around there, but they do have a huge rotting gourd nearby.
• A mother has to tell her children not to eat a gross fungal growth because they think it's candy.
• To progress the plot, you need to join the New League of Wizards — or New L.O.W. as they call themselves.
• A sidequest has you bringing chocolate to decorate a witch's Gingerbread House, who assures you that she's not using it to lure in and eat children. She is actually luring in and eating ants.
• A witch reporter asks you to interview a hero, but once you talk to the guy, he gets flustered because he is just starting out and hasn't achieved anything yet, so you can offer to answer the questions for him. If you give nice, heroic answers to paint him in the best light, the witch is disgusted by how trite and boring it is. But if you say that you're a bald baby who likes killing things, the witch is delighted, because her audience will love reading about a freak like this.
• A sidequest for the Thieves Guild has you procuring daggers. No, not by stealing them. By walking into a shop and buying them with the money one of the thieves helpfully provides you for this purpose.
• After you shut down the power plant in Mutown, which removes the toxic clouds, one of the NPCs gets mad at you because he liked the toxic clouds.
• Randy's misfortunes can be rather amusing. Granted, he does have a reason to chase after you since you stole his property, but he's been acting like a total jerk and his injuries end up mostly self-inflicted: running into a dungeon after you gets him trapped behind the bars, hitting Nobody with a magic blast breaks off a chunk of the ceiling which lands on him, and summoning a tentacle beast to attack Nobody leads to said beast turning on Randy himself.
• The description of the sidequest to improve your Egg form is "Cozy up under a big bird's butt".
• One of the dungeons is a crashed UFO, aptly-named Unidentified Fallen Object. One of the crew (who is wearing a terrible Paper-Thin Disguise) asks you to help find his fellow aliens (who all wear equally terrible "disguises"). Once all the aliens gather near the spaceship, he thanks you for finding his friends... who will surely show up once this crowd of humans disperses.
• A researcher working on translating dolphin speech ask your help to finish the translator, because despite all her work, she still can't figure out what one specific dolphin is saying. Once you finish the sidequest, it turns out that the dolphin was swearing the whole time.