The First Face Off Pt. 1
- While Nosedive is waiting for the others to get back from the mission to blow up Dragaunus' base. And decides to take matters into his own hands.Nosedive: Woohoo! Alright, Nosedive to tower; here goes nothin'! (hits a random button, and the windshield wipers turn on, then he makes buzzer noise) Wrong!
- Klegghorn reading a headline about the Ducks foiling a bank heist, followed by the headline "Cop Angered By Headline" with a black and white photo of him scowling. Cut to Klegghorn making the exact same face.
- Grin, trying to be all mystical and Obi-Wan-like while his hand is now sore.Grin: Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really, hurts.
A Traitor Among Us
- Just about anytime Nosedive and Duke butt-heads over... Well... Anything is funny.
Take Me to Your Leader
- Phil of all people trying to replace Wildwing on the team. The guys decide to give him a "crash-course" in the game of hockey.
- And then replacing Wildwing with Guy Hebert in a duck costume, just as the former comes back. The Reveal makes the team do a complete 180 from "WTF Phil" to fannish squee.
Zap Attack
- When Tania calls her human friend Dr. Huggarman, and gets his answering machine."You have reached the Huggarman hotline; today's answer is... ''NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!''"
Phil in the Blank
- Poor Nosedive, after a nasty fall:Nosedive: Mommy, I don't wanna go to preschool.
- Near the end of the episode:Phil: (Phil's phone rings and he answers) Hello?Wraith: Roast Duck.Phil: That doesn't work anymore.Wraith: I know; I'm... Ordering take-out.Phil: Oh great! In that case, give me the Mushu Pork; nah nah nah; give me the Mushu vegetable. I'm tryin' to lose a few pounds here.
Puck Fiction
- Captain Klegghorn announces his warrants against the Ducks and is about to play camera footage of "them" (actually imposters) at a robbery. "Roll the tape! *the opening sequence plays* Not that tape!"
Jurassic Puck
- Duke, trying to fight with the Triceratops in a duel.
- The really sad part? He actually thinks he's winning.
Duck Hard
- Chameleon's reaction to the hologram of Siege; it's hilarious.Chameleon: Siege, old buddy! We thought the ducks got you! (goes to hug him, but his arms only pass through air) Siege, you're a g-g-g-ga... you're a g-g-ga... YOU'RE A GHOOOOOOST!!!"Siege: You nitwit, it's a hologram!
Power Play
- All of Tai Quack Do's Ambiguously Jewish outbursts."Oy; this kid's (Young Grim) as sharp as a sack of doorknobs! Meshugga; there ain't no sound! How can there be a game with only one team?! You gotta have two; two goalies, two centers, also refs, and the guy who hawks the popcorn."
