Funny / LA Knight

• His roasts. His many, many, many extremely theatrical roasts.
  • First, the one which arguably started his status as Ensemble Dark Horse in WWE: The Roast of Shinsuke Nakamura, Ricochet, and Logan Paul.
    Knight: I look in this ring and I see Ricochet, I see Nakamura, and I see two guys who are about as useless as basketball cleats. Then I look and I see a guy...he makes videos for 14 year old girls and wants to call himself a megastar. NAH-NAH! There can be only one! But I tell you what, Logan Paul, I brought you a little gift! (produces a piece of paper, like Macho Man and the infamous carton of cream) It's a map! If you follow this, you'll find the exact directions on where you can stick EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THOSE BOTTLES OF PRIME! (flings the paper) YEEEEAAAHHH!
  • The Roast of Hit Row.
    Knight: Wait a minute, wait wait wait wait wait wait...now, I knew Will Smith was in the game, I didn't know Uncle Phil became a rapper! He says, "Who hotter than Top Dolla?" A LOTTA LOTTA! YEEEEAAAHHH! And what, ah...I think you said just before we came on the air, you said New Orleans was corny, right? But I don't know, the way B-Fab's been lookin' at me, I think she's got a little tingle in her loins! I'd say she's HORNY! YEEEEAAAHHH!
  • The Roast of the Miz, when it's not just being awesome (pun not intended).
    Knight: The line on me has always been, "We're not ready to take the chance on you yet." Y'know why? Because I'm a dangerous man. They knew, that if I came in here, you wanna smack me around? You wanna kick me outta the locker room? NAH-NAH! Papa didn't take no mess! I'm not to be messed with! That's the difference between me and you. But with all that said, STILL you became every single champion you could here, and you did it many times over, and good on ya! I haven't been there yet! But here I am on the climb, and your career's in the damn toilet! But, I'll tell you what...(a smattering of people start chanting for Miz in the crowd) Look at that, you gained a couple. Good job. I tell you what, if you wanna make this personal, now that you have, I don't mind makin' you a stepping stone-
    Miz: Stepping stone!? Stepping stone!?
    Knight: Don't get hot. (gestures at Miz's crotch) I ain't talking about your little stepping stones down there.