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- Hugo, an adult member of the Knights Templar, running from Guy and Nicolas, preteen boys, while screaming "I've never been in a sword fight before, and I don't intend to start now!" is hilarious. It's made even more satisfying by how badly the reader wants him dead at this point.
- Michael's fits about being the chosen child are darkly funny. After everything Etienne has done, much of it in front of him, the boy sill manages to think that he's more powerful and important. The lengths to which he goes to justify this are funny on their own, but the bad attitude and thought process not unlike a petulant child are what really make it great.
- Guy's early line of "Fuck off. Leave the wine." is a hilarious establishing character moment.
