Funny / How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

• After their first date, Andie and Ben respectively tempt fate.
  Ben: (To himself, whilst waving to her) Ooh, you are falling in love with me already.
  Andie: (To herself, whilst waving back) I'm gonna make you wish you were dead.
• King Krull, the Chinese-crested.
• Andie and her co-workers making fun of how their boss has a bad habit of popping in on them during lunch.
• When Andie claims she's vegetarian just as Ben presents her with a lamb roast he cooked himself. She even starts woefully singing "Mary had a Little Lamb" and gagging.
• Later, at a strictly vegan restaurant, while Andie is away, Ben gargles water to get rid of the bland taste, whilst he covers his meal in salt for flavor.
• Andie's album of hers and Ben's photo-shopped "memories". One of the photo-shopped faces is a little boy grinning his gap-toothed smile as wide as he can.
  Ben: Our kids are really... attractive.
• According to his mother, Ben wore diapers until he was five years old. He nearly chokes on his drink when Andie brings this up.
• Ben discovering that Andie has filled his bathroom cabinet with her stuff. Naturally, he doesn't take it well.
  Ben: (disgusted) Aw, no, no, nooo!
• Andie disrupting Ben's Poker game with his friends.
  • The "Love Fern".
    Andie: Oh no. Our Love Fern! It's dead...
    Ben: (Beat) No, honey, it's just sleeping.
• The part where Michelle must pretend to be a couple's counselor. What makes this comical is that the roles are switched: Andie has to play the overemotional girl while her friend plays the sane one. It's In-Universe Playing Against Type.
• After learning the truth, Ben and Andie have an argument in the form of a duet singing "You're So Vain". Rather badly.
• Andie storms out of the party still wearing the priceless necklace she was loaned for the evening. As she and Ben are yelling at each other a security guard runs up to them and forces himself to interrupt.
  Security Guard: Please, just give me the necklace. Then you can go on a kill each other.

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