Funny / How to Be a Serial Killer

• The entire self-help seminar part, but especially when he's demonstrating different weapons with a Slasher Smile and hamtastic voice.
• Following a murder, Mike and Bart take the victim's dog to an animal shelter:
  Mike: You alright, Bart?
  Bart: Yeah.
  Mike: Good. Can't tell with you sometimes.
  Bart: Nah, I'm having tons of fun.
  • Made all the better that the last line is delivered completely deadpan.
• 'I'm not a Doubting Thomas!'
• The entire 'How fucked are we?' conversation.
• 'Did he just call his dog a cunt?'