- In "God's Business is Good Business", James is offered a lucrative job working for Rev. Sam, an old army buddy who's now a Reverend Ike expy. When he comes to pick James up, it's revealed that one of the disciples he healed of his paralysis at the revival service is actually his personal chauffeur. This leads to this priceless exchange.Florida: What 'cha got to say 'bout that, Reverend?Reverend Sam: I hire the handicapped!
- In "The Dinner Party," the Evans family invites a neighbor to dinner after learning she's so poor she eats dog food. Then they're nervous when she brings a meat loaf to the party. In an effort to stall the beginning of the meal, JJ offers grace. Everyone bows their heads and folds their hands, and JJ begins reverently:
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