Peter: Everybody hates you/Everybody wishes that you were dead/cos Peter, you suck/Peter, you suck/Peter, your music is fucking terrible/Peter, you suck/Peter, you suck/Peter, you don't do anything of value/Peter, you suck/Write some music/But instead you sit and write these bullshit songs/It's so self-loathing/Go see a psychiatrist/I hate the psychiatrist/Well go see one anyway/I don’t like the psychiatrist!/You need to go see one/See a psychiatrist!/I’m not going!
Peter's magnum opus is a melodramatic romance musical starring Dracula, utilizing Muppet-style puppetry. We even get to see it during the climax, and the audience finds it hilarious.
"BLOOD WILL RUN DOWN HIS FACE WHEN HE IS DECAPITATED! AH HA HAH!"
Dracula's lover randomly shouting "I'm pregnant!" after Dracula dies.
"I don't know Peter, JUST GET OFF THE FUCKING ROCK!"
The "sex-off" between the two couples.
Peter: SHE'S HAVING AN ORGASM! AND I'M NOT DONE EITHER!
When the weather outside is weather...
Get a good look at the demo CD that Jonah Hill gives Aldous. It's got pictures of his face all over it.
"We're going snorkeling! It's sea-turtle fucking season! They fuck for 3 hours! That's magic! No-one wants to go snorkeling with me..."
Peter crying hysterically whilst gazing at the magnificent Hawaiian sunset. His neighbours complain and mistake him for a woman.
"Are those sad tissues, or happy tissues?"
"I like red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes."
After blowing up at Sarah, Peter yells at a random married couple, "GETTING MARRIED IN HAWAII! REAL ORIGINAL!"
Sarah's new show, Animal Instincts gets a trailer at the end of the film. She plays a psychic detective who can read the minds of animals (In the trailer, she breaks a suspect by mind reading his dog) and costars Jason Bateman as a Horatio CaineExpy. It's pure Stylistic Suck.
