Funny / Fan's Fantastic Features

Like the days before Inanimate Insanity underwent Cerebus Syndrome, it is chock full of laughter.

The Issues with Tissues:

• The reason for the limited animation? Test Tube accidently knocking over the camera from the tripod!
• Test Tube whispering the Fan quickly that they only have 5 minutes of battery left when Fan goes off on a proud monologue.
• The pitiful clapping heard when Fan tries to introduce Tissues in a dramatic way. Emphasis being tries.
  • What does Tissues do in the awkward silence that follows? He coughs.
• Tissues terrible "attempt" at doing different voices.
  • When Tissues tries to imitate OJ by saying, "Hi, guys, I'm OJ." and OJ from the other room suddenly says, "No, you're not."
    • Tissues then pouts and asks how OJ always catches him.
  • Even funnier when you remember that Tissues and OJ have the same voice actor.
  • Test Tube commenting on Tissues terrible attempt at doing different voices. She simply states, "Wow, that was really bad." in an deadpan, offhand manner.
• Tissues tries to tell Fan about what they say about coming in last, but is interrupted by him about to sneeze.
  • Fan then asks about what they say, seemingly oblivious about his obvious upcoming sneeze.
    • Tissues' sneeze in general. He pauses, makes funny "ahh" noises while his mouth hangs wide open, and raises his hands towards the edges of his mouth, making himself look even more hilarious before finally sneezing.
  • Tissues then goes back to talking after sneezing as if nothing happened.
  • Fan looking increasingly concerned for Tissues as he stifles his sneeze as mentioned above. He even visually and comically backs away when Tissues finally sneezes.
• Tissues giving Fan a hard time throughout the interview can be quite hilarious at times. Such as refusing to talk about his "condishawn" at first and making fun of Test Tube's sarcastic laughter after he accidently insults her.
  • Fan getting increasingly uncomfortable with Tissues describing his "condishawn".
  Tissues: OK, fine, you broke me. I'm broken. Look,(points to different parts of the room as a visual aid and is referring to his snot being blasted everywhere as an example) a little itty bitty part of me is here, some of me other there, oh, someone has to clean that up.
  Fan: (clearly uncomfortable) Uhh...?
• All of Tissues symptoms (can count as a Tear Jerker):
  • Muscle Spasms, Triple migraines, violent nausea, uncontrollable heat waves, a toothache of a single tooth, vertigo, vertistop, vanishing fingerprints, and temporary blindness (and obviously sneezing fits).
    • "Vertistop". Wait, what?!
  • All of the symptoms mentioned are given a visual aid of Tissues exhibiting them. We cut to the next one before Tissues can be shown vomiting when he mentions, "violent nausea".
  • The visual aid for uncontrollable heat waves? Tissues suddenly catching on fire... and Tissues not reacting in the slightest.
  • The visual aid for muscle spasms has Tissues accidently and uncontrollably slap himself across his own face.
• Tissues mentions that one of his symptoms of his sickness is temporary blindness. Fan then mentions that is all really great information, only for Tissues to exclaim, "Oh, who said THAT?!".
• Tissues falling asleep after Fan gives a heartwarming speech about the two of them being friends and why they became friends.
• Fan whispers to Test Tube to get Tissues a blanket as he is sleeping. Test Tube then yells, "On it!". No points for guessing what happened next.
  Test Tube: (After being told to get a blanket for Tissues) On it!!!!
  Tissues:(waking up suddenly) WHA...?!

The Participation Trophy:

• The alternate dimension contestants making their reappearance for Fan's audience. Fan asks Test Tube about how they can be around if she erased them from existence. Test Tube's response? "Yes, but I didn't (erase them)."
• The other dimension contestants apparently smell six percent more like cinnamon.
  Kumquat: Hey, I'm Kumquat. And you guys smell six percent less cinnamony, but that's OK, I won't let that stop me from being you guy's friends.
• Trophy's introduction:
  Trophy: Hey, cinnamorons, let gets this interview over with. My biceps have evaporated already after walking through the door.
• Box being introduced in a Bait-and-Switch introduction by Fan, angering Trophy, who was expecting the introduction to be about him.
• The entire game show segment. All of it.
  • Box falls on the buzzer... it gets Box and Trophy a point.
• Toilet Paper and Clip's debut and appearance. Not to mention their elaborate handshake with crazy sound effects.
  • Even funnier? Fan finds the handshake so good, he lets the pair on his game show segment.
• Trophy getting paired up with Box and being on the same team together. Trophy mentions that it is not an equal pairing for obvious reasons, Fan's reply?
  Fan: Yes, I know, Trophy, Box will just have to carry the team, just make up with Box and everything should be OK.
• Box completing the final challenge.
  • The kicker? Completing the final challenge was only worth... half a point. Why? It consisted of crossing over a kiddie pool.
• Toilet Paper telling Trophy that Box is just a box when Trophy begins to warm up to him. Trophy's response? "You know that, too? Everybody believes otherwise. Take me with you!"
  • Toilet Paper runs away when Trophy says the above quote, thinking that Trophy is crazy.
• Toilet Paper and Clip do their handshake again towards the end, along with the same crazy sound effects. Trophy reaction is priceless!
  Trophy: Where are those sounds coming from?

Nickel for your Thoughts:

• Nickel's introduction.
  Nickel:(Fan gives an obvious introduction of Nickel by describing him) Gee, I wonder who that could be?!
• Nickel pulling out a script sheet needed to have him answer Fan's interview questions.
  • Even funnier? The script sheet is pretty much empty.
• Why doesn't Fan have his question cards at first? Because Nickel raided the printer for his nearly empty script sheet mentioned above.
• The introduction of Dime.
  • Dime gives Fan his question cards made out of recycled paper.
  • When Nickel asks Dime where he is from since he has never seen him before, Dime tells him he is from another dimension. Nickel's reaction is priceless.
  Nickel:(sarcastically) Well, thanks for raising way more questions.
• Dime asking Nickel on what he has done to help the planet and go green. The answer is hilarious!
  Dime: What have you done?
  Nickel: Well, I have taught Knife to stop flushing water bottles down the toilet.
  (Awkward silence, one audience member is heard coughing in the background)
  Dime: Is that a common problem in your dimension?
  Nickel: Not anymore.
• Dime tells Nickel and the audience that everyone should go green. Nickel mentions that is his favorite color. Tissues disagrees.
  Dime: Everyone should go green these days.
  Nickel: And that's my favorite color.
  Tissues:(offscreen) Not mine.
• Fan mentions that he banked on having the two coins, Dime and Nickel, for being on his show. Cue Cheesy slapping his knee offscreen.
• Nickel asks Fan if he is annoyed with him. Fan tells Nickel that he is not and that they can talk for as long as they want. Nickel then mentions that if that is the case, then they should have been done with the interview 5 minutes ago.
• Nickel scaring Test Tube to the point of collapse.
  • Nickel asks if he can scare her again. Test Tube immediately denies him from doing it again.
• Nickel's scary story and him turning off the lights to do so. Fan asks how he managed to turn them off.
  • What is Nickel’s scary story? Him saying it was a dark and stormy night and the most horrible and terrifying thing happened that left him shaking in his boots... Fan decided to become more social.
    • Fan's reaction is priceless.
  Fan: Oh, har har. If you want to hurt my feelings you have to do better then that. (Lights switch back on again)
  Fan:(looks hurt) Shoot! Don't look at me!
• The lights turning off again towards the end and Fan gets annoyed with Nickel and asks him how he is doing that.
  • It turns out that it was Dime who did it because he wants to save electricity for the good of the planet.
• Nickel and his drawn on face on his back. It Makes Sense in Context.
• Fan offhandly mentioning that he once wore a green bow tie to dress up a bit.
• Fan's attempts to be sarcastic.
• Coiny's sudden cameo appearance.