Funny / Disgaea 7: Vows of the Virtueless

• Pirilika's first display of her super-positivity; assuming that the ruthless foreman's Freudian Excuse is that he tried to get his parents a steak, but then found out they were vegetarians.
  Pirilika: "Papa, this steak's the best!" "I don't need that crap! Veggies over meat! Screw beef, gimme a leaf!" Such bitter irony! What a meaty tragedy! Of course you'd turn to evil... That's alright! I accept your sadness!
  Big Eye: Hol' up, that never happeneded! What're you talkin' on about!?
• When Ao makes her debut, Pirilika has only one reaction to the little girl calling Fuji "Daddy";
  Pirilika: What!? You're a father!? You seem fairly young... And you give off a real jobless vibe, so who'd marry you!?
• Higan Zesshosai's debut; Episode 4 has been hyping Crimson Dark as the final boss and last opponent the party has to face in the Tournament Arc. But then Higan appears, wielding Crimson Dark's spear;
  Higan: A kind young man offered it to me earlier. Said it would be perfect for me.
  Pii-chan: Uh, we have breaking news. Crimson Dark has just been discovered unconscious in front of the green room. Reports say a very sharp spear is lodged firmly in his buttocks. In many ways, it's a deeply dire situation.
  Ao: Hahaha! Looks like the Total Victory Magistrate is the Total Colonoscopy Magistrate now!