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  • Simsimi always has great quotes or causes great quotes.
    • Episode 1
    Curtis: Can I blend you up and make lemonade?
    Simsimi: Thanks that means a lot.

    Curtis: No.. I have something that looks like a penis. only smaller
    Simsimi: And that one looks like a bat ^.^

    Curtis: Do you take it up the pooper?
    Simsimi: of course i do bc i like boys I am gey
    Curtis: Wow he's so gay he doesn't say gay he says geeeeeeeeeeeeey!

    Curtis: What time can you and Spaz Kid hook up?
    Simsimi: sure we can meet tomorrow in superior Wisconsin I will be by Dick's Sporting Goods
    Spaz Kid: Of course he's by the only store named dicks.

    Curtis: You're disappointed, you wanted some.
    Spaz Kid: I don't want some from a freaking lemon with poop on his head.

    Curtis: Are you calling Siri a whore?
    Curtis: What size are your boobies?
    Simsimi: DD
    Curtis: Woah! Double Ds! That's one stacked lemon right there!
    Curtis: Are they yellow?
    Simsimi: Because everyone knows that yellow is the proper color for robots. Just ask Gru why do you think his minions are yellow?
    Curtis: Listen we aren't going back to a fun family fun time movie we talking about you and your Double Ds.

    Simsimi: What are your favorite ships?
    Simsimi: The pinta
    Curtis: Because it sounds like penis?
    Simsimi: mmmm

    Curtis: *Stabs with Ice Pick*
    Simsimi: *Throws cat back*

    • Episode 2
    Curtis: Hi, why do you have shit on your forehead?
    Simsimi: thats a silly question for someone has a dick on his face.
    Curtis: I don't have no dick on my face.
    Curtis: Why do you have shit on your forehead?
    Simsimi: I don't know its just.... there...

    Curtis: Do you know Evie?
    Simsimi: That biatch who was flirting with Pewds? :D

    Curtis: How big is your dick
    Simsimi: 10 1/2 inches!
    Curtis: LIAR!
    Simsimi: am not!
    Curtis: You're a fucking lemon you don't have a 10 1/2 inch penis.
    Simsimi: Ridiculous is my middle name.
    Simsimi: Simsimi Ridiculous Johnson.

    Curtis: How many women have you slept with?
    Simsimi: I lost count! but the best was with my uncle

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