Funny / Chozen

• The end of the conversation Phantasm has with a news reporter in the series premiere:
  Phantasm: I'm stretching you out tonight.
  News Reporter: What?
• Chozen nonchalantly eating a hot dog off the ground. With a joint still in his mouth.
  • To elaborate: he pulled the joint into his mouth with his tongue, ate the hot dog, and then slipped the joint out and kept smoking it.
• After the "Murder, Sex" hallucination, it's revealed that Chozen was actually humping one of his giant teddy bears in the water fountain. With dozens of people watching.
  • There was even a woman on the left recording him with her phone!
• Chozen busting in on two businessmen about to have gay sex in a bathroom stall.
  Chozen: Why hello, bitches. Y'all ain't doing it right.
• Chozen talking to Tracy on the phone about how everyone at the LGBT meeting is ugly, except one guy. Until said guy turns around and Chozen remarks that he has "white trash eyes".
  • When Chozen leaves the room at the end of the episode, he pauses just to make fun of the guy one last time.
    Chozen: Man, I hate that guy's shitty face!
• Chozen's parole officer flirts rather aggressively with him. Chozen, being gay, couldn't care less about it.
• When Chozen goes to apply for a job at a luxury high rise, and notices the apartment is full of Phantasm's personal trophies and awards, he realizes... that his new employer must be a huge Phantasm fan.
  • When Chozen yells at Phantasm for framing him, Phantasm's butler says that Phantasm framed him too, then gave him the butler job.
    Phantasm: Shut the hell up, dad!
  • Chozen fantasizing about revenge on Phantasm, which includes sniping him, tearing his heart out and punching his head off like in a video game, and (in a Godfather reference) hiding in his bed wearing a horse mask and killing him with an axe.
    Crisco: You cant do that, man.
    Chozen: No duh, that's why they're called fantasies!
  • When Chozen tells Crisco and Ricky that its okay if they want to sit out his rap feud with Phantasm, they rush off before he's even done talking.
    Chozen: Oh for real?
• Two Words, Chozen Bane.
  Chozen: (In Bane's voice) Decaf!? This is some bullshit!
  • Not to mention ChoXerses.
    Chozen: [walking around in full Xerxes regalia] I ain't feeling no friction right now!
• Hunter's attempt at a "dine-and-dash" ends with a waitress incapacitating him with hot coffee.
• Two words: Onion Pussy.
• Ricky's increasingly desperate attempts at getting the DJ at the strip club to play his CD because two record executives are there. He eventually ends up with a dominatrix on stage to finally get it played. Unfortunately, that's when Crisco gets both of them thrown out of the club for touching a stripper.
  Record Exec: Yeah man, it's pretty tight, but gimps and rapists ain't really what the label is about.
• Chozen crashing the live recording of King Pickle's show.
  Chozen: Tune in tomorrow for a song about sharing dildos, and what really happened on 9/11!
  • Chozen getting out of his contract with King Pickle's show by having a preteen boy named Eddie (whom he met in the beginning of the episode) accuse King Pickle of sexual molestation.
  • The reveal that the party King Pickle invited Chozen and the others to is a cuckold sex party.
  • The homeless guy (one of King Pickle's former employees) screaming at a rat in a cage.
• Chozen busting into Tracy's directing class and asking the teacher what would happen if Marty had sex with his mom.
  • Chozen asks Tracy to be the technical director for his music video.
    Tracy: No!
    Chozen: You ain't even seen my storyboardses! [holds up a roll of toilet paper he drew the storyboards on]
  • In the Cold Open, Chozen finds out about the music video contest while visiting the college computer lab, and gets annoyed when a girl with elbow-length gloves shushes him.
    Chozen: What're you shushing me for, those two guys are looking up pipe bombs! And those gloves ain't fooling no one, cutter! (to the whole room) It gets better, y'all! [walks out] Somebody's gonna die...
  • After the whole Troubled Production, and despite how good the music video was, the video that won turns out to be... Bitches Hitting Bitches, which is just a half-assed rap sung over a recording over two women fighting outside a fast food restaurant. Which is exactly what Ricky suggested at the start. Humorously, neither Chozen nor anyone else has a problem with losing to the video.
  Chozen: What can I say? That was a classic! [the cast dances along to the song]
• The sheer sadness of the underground nightclub in "I'm With the Contraband", which Chozen and Tracy open on campus specifically to cater to the various losers who can't get into the frat parties. While it does eventually gain in popularity, it has humble beginnings to say the least, and may bring back unpleasant memories of the viewers adolescence in trying to get wasted.
• In one of the unaired episodes "Sell Sell Sell", Ricky and Crisco follow Chozen's instructions to what they think is a buried treasure(that he overheard the new Israeli guy in prison Sharon talking about)but turns out to be a corpse, Ricky instinctively punches it and freaks out and Crisco chides him for it and Ricky replies that he punches stuff when he gets nervous.
  • Both Ricky and Crisco agree not to go to the cops but later on when them and Chozen are watching the news they learn that the corpse was a prominent gangster killed by Sharon and that there was a 25 grand reward for information on the crime and another family ended up getting 25 grand because they stumbled upon the corpse, Chozen(who has been struggling financially)is not happy about missing out on that money due to his friends idiocy to say the least:
  Chozen: If either one of you tries to tell me that "friendship is the real treasure" I will burn this building to the ground"

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