Funny / Cellular

• Ryan's friend Chad calling him to complain how his "date" with the girl with huge nipples resulted in him being volunteered to be a silly whale mascot for the day. And uses it to flirt with blonde women.
  Chad: Did you guys know a blue whale has an eleven foot penis?
• Jessica's surname is Martin. When Ryan arrives at the school, she tells him her son's name is Ricky.
  Ryan: Ricky Martin? You named your child Ricky Martin?!
  Jessica: It was before the singer...
• In an otherwise terrifyingly tense scene with Ethan interrogating Jessica, she's trying to hide her broken phone because some middle-aged woman on Ryan's end is blasting hip hop music from her car and ignoring his protests, causing him no end of annoyance.
• When Ryan was desperately asking around for a charger in the Cellular store, and all he got were busy salespeople.
  "Sweetie, I'm on break, take a number."
• When Ryan goes into the cell phone store with a loaded gun and shooting the smiley face sticker on the numbered ticket machine.
  Ryan: "NOW WHO'S GONNA GIVE ME THAT GODDAMN CHARGER?!"
  • The news report later reporting on Ryan's "robbery" where the salesman mentions that not only did Ryan actually pay for the charger, he overpaid because they had a sale.
• The lawyer in the blue car.
  "...goes from 0 to 60 in seven seconds, takes the girls' panties off in 3.5 seconds."
  *he starts to lose the signal*
  "Hello? Mom, are you still there?"
  • When Ryan's call gets jumbled in the cell signal, and ends up in the lawyer's phone, Ryan has to acquire it.
  Ryan: Give me your phone, [points gun at the car door] or I shoot your car!
  Lawyer: Oh hell no! [immediately gives him the phone]
  • When the lawyer is at the impound trying to get his car back, Ryan appears in a cab and steals the lawyer's car again.
• William H. Macy wearing the green algae mask. After one too many beauty parlor ribbings, Macy's character finally snaps back in the end, "It's a day spa, you fuck!"
• The final lines of the movie:
  Jessica: I don't know if there's anything I can ever do to thank you.
  Ryan: I do. Don't ever call me again.