Funny / Adventures of God

• In one of the most iconic moments of the comic, Episode 2 illustrates in no uncertain terms what happened to the dinosaurs…namely, God was drunk as usual and had a simply brilliant idea:
  Gabe: You want us to make WHAT?
  God: [drunk] BIG. [making a Nightmare Face] ASS. [closeup of God’s even more nightmarish grin] LIZARDS.

  Gabe then invents an animal called the guinea pig, which God immediately falls in love with. However, it will not survive on Earth with all the dinosaurs running around. Therefore, the obvious solution:

  God: [walking away, holding up peace signs] NUKE THE LIZARDS.

• The very next episode provides a humorous twist on the whole “all gays go to hell” rhetoric: as it turns out, a gay man is sent to Hell for no reason except as a date for Satan (who, for the record, does not appreciate the help).
• A fedora-wearing atheist is sent to Limbo, where the receptionist, Dorothy, asks him if he was a Nice Guy. He responds that he was a true gentleman, then sits down to eat a pizza. Said pizza is, unfortunately, Hawaiian. Dorothy remarks that this is what he gets for being a heathen.
• A good Christian goes to Heaven to be sorted, whereupon God holds up a pink book labeled “Craig’s List of Fetishes. Apparently, there were enough to fill a whole book.
• Next up on Things God Forgot to Check Up On: telling Abraham not to kill his son after all.
• Jesus forces God to go to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, where God demonstrates impeccable logic as usual:
  God: And I’m supposed to do whatever this Higher Power tells me to do?
  [Gilligan Cut]
  God: [drinking a beer back in Heaven] Problem solved.