Gemma Masters has always wanted to follow in the occult footsteps of her uncle, John Constantine. Constantine knows the hardship that magic has brought to those with the talent, and has always tried to shield her from it. Unfortunately, Gemma is destined to become a Sailor Scout—but Destiny knows that nothing is certain when John Constantine is involved...
This fanfiction contains examples of:
- By the Power of Grayskull!: Spoofed when Constantine accidentally sets his transformation phrase as "bloody friggin' hell".
- Crack Fic: John Constantine, a man who is a hero only according to the strictest definitions of "Fights Evil" (and sometimes not even then) becomes a Fuku-wearing sparkly soldier of love and justice who gender bends when he transforms. The Crack is strong with this one.
- Fuku Fic: Constantine as a Sailor Scout.
- Gender Bender: When Constantine inadvertantly activates the transformation pen, he becomes a Sailor Scout. A female Sailor Scout.
- In the Name of the Moon: Constantine tries to resist the urge: The result?
- In the name of love... fuck off.
- Uranus Is Showing: In a deleted scene, Constantine calls Sailor Uranus "Sailor Arsehole" during an argument.