- ...has two: the "couch woman" (Gloria) waking up, grabbing a BFG and shooting around, and "It's been emotional".
- Three. You forgot the car door.
- Ed and co. catch Dog's gang with their pants down by robbing them as soon as they get home from a robbery of their own. Dog swears vengeance, and Bacon's responses are priceless.Dog: I'll find ya!Bacon: 'Course you will, sweetheart!Dog: I'll find ya...Bacon: What d'you think this is, fuckin' hide and seek?
- "If you hold back anything, I'll kill you. If you bend the truth, or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill you. If you forget anything, I'll kill you. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now, do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill you! Now, Mr. Bubble and Squeak, you may enlighten me."
- "Never, ever in my life, has anyone been as fucking rude to me, as you, Dog! Fucking bastard!"
- The way Rory Breaker deals with rude guys at the pub.
Awesome / Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels