Hello everyone, Psyga315 back again. I’ve decided to take another look at the comment stories, since I have been cheated out in the Alien Invaders liveblog. So I’m gonna liveblog the comment story of Daiki Kaito in this one. Let’s begin!
BACK INTO ACTION!
So we start off with Daiki Kaito who has just snagged some treasure from The King Under the Mountain (So he went to Lord Of The Rings No Sekai?) However, he gets snatched away by dimensional waves and is told by someone to save her, and only then will he get the ultimate treasure that his heart desires: Magic. (LET’S GO! LET’S GO- wait wrong show) Kaito tells her that he doesn’t need magic, because he’s a badass that way, and the voice talks about rewarding him with a treasure. He’s transported into the movie as he sees Oscar judging the pumpkins. Seeing the wand as the treasure, he snatches it. Yes, he actually does something. (Kaito: 1, Pooh: 0). Pooh and Kaito recognize each other from The Galactic Civil War. Odd, I’d expected Darth to pop by in that conversation, given how he was one of the driving forces behind the war, and was one of the forces that started said war. Kaito explains how he is here to fix a problem and Oscar insists he snap back to the rails of the plot and give the wand back to the Olsens. Kaito then notices Ash and finds out that he’s the new TheBee , then promptly tells him he would have killed him if they weren’t on the same team. Damn. Then Kaito decides to follow the twins, and they wind up meeting SIMON THE DIIIIIIIIGGEEEEEEEEEEEER
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Kaito doesn’t want exposition, so he enters the house, where he gets exposition from the voice, who is revealed to be Sophia. Kaito decides to get her out of the mess, thus setting him off on his quest much earlier than Pooh. Then he looks for Sophia’s sister, Agatha, and finds her. He then instantly decides to fight her in front of the parents. Did I mention how much Kaito kicks ass? So Agatha and Kaito fight, with Agatha kicking a summoned rider’s ass. They take the fight outside where the Ghostbusters charge up their proton packs. Kaito uses his Illusion Card but Agatha kicks his ass by using powerful magic. This... was a Crowning Moment Of Awesome. Really, just watch Pooh’s Adventures for these stories. They actually do something instead of having people react. So Kaito recovers as he tells the twins that he’s a thief assigned by Sophia to save her. One of the two tries to call the cops upon hearing he’s a thief, but he tells them that it will be useless, since he’s a Kamen Rider and all. He then tells them that he’s just here to help.
Okay, after the parents, who seem to be unfazed by the fact that someone made an attempt on Agatha’s life and that Agatha was kicking major ass, talk about selling the house, the heroes decide to do something. It goes like this:
Pooh: We should do something!
Ash: Should we do something?
Ad nauseum ... Nah, I kid. But Vader does form some battle plans with the team. It’s nice to see that Darth keeps his leader traits. So they set off on their quest as Kaito is in an Iron Man costume. Fun fact before we move on: When I first read this comment story, I thought Mr. N was N. They go up to N and tell him that they need his help. Don’t you already have enough help what with the giant lizard, a giant marshmellow man, Darth Vader and- Oh right, the actual movie doesn’t have those guys. So they go to the fortune teller who Peter correctly guesses is a ripoff. So yeah, bogus fortune telling, but the wand makes a real fortune telling which Egon sees that it’s the wand’s doing. So they decide to hitch the ride on the pumpkin truck, with Ash following behind on his motorbike. They get off the same way.
They meet up with Oscar the same way, but now they talk about Witch disguises.
Kaito: Warlock disguise. I'm a man.
Somehow I ended up thinking of the quote “If you are a witch, then I am a warlock”. So anyways, Bowser arrives.
He and Agatha deliver a better “there are kids and toys among us” speech than what was presented in the actual movie. Then the awesomeness that is Brother Grimsby comes and the identity is soon shed. Both Ash and Kaito transform and we hopefully have a fight scene. And we do. Bowser pulls a Go Through Me and Kaito sends Saga to distract him (“A king for a king”) then Ixa and Psyga (teehee) to take on the crowd of ghouls. Ash Clocks Up to dodge some attacks from Samhaeim. Kaito and Mr. N meet up with Agetha and I finally find out why he got turned into a crow. He sold out the twins. Lol. Agatha then decides to cast “Railroad” on Kaito, which binds him, mutes him, and practically removes him from the plot for five rounds. Or a minute, take your pick. However, Kelly ties up Agatha and runs off... Only to get captured five seconds later in the next part. Don’t you love how part sequencing works?
Anyways, Kaito rejoins the others. Ash also returns from the Missed Moment of Awesome, pointing out that he made a weak point in the Magician, which reminds me of Yuri vs. Lion Fangire. They then recruit Simon, who says that he’s afraid of the dark. Lynn force him to go by putting him in the dark. Our heroine, Ladies and Gentlemen. Oh, and Vader gives an ultimatum... Damn. That’s dark. Pretty awesome, though. So they proceed to sneak into Sophia’s house, with Kaito using his thieving expertise to sneak around the house. They go and meet up with Sophia, and Egon says that Bowser kidnapped her... Well, to be technical, it was a random dude, but sure. Let’s go with that. Sophia explains that the spell needs the two of the twins to work. And-
{reads another comment} ... This is rich.
gojiranotgodzilla: I am The Magician and Wilbur The Pig and Charlotte the spider are my old enemies and they beat me for the first time but also I come from the house of the dead games...
This. Just this. Forget the Koopa King who’s having trouble with a teddy bear and his many friends. This guy is the final boss in the first House Of The Dead game... and he’s having trouble with a spider and a pig. All the spider does is write, and all the pig does is do all the crazy stunts that Charlotte’s web dictates. You want to know why these crossovers are so hard to take seriously? There’s your reason! There is no way I can see something like The Magician consider a spider and a farm animal as enemies. Bowser at least has a reason why he’s after Pooh. He’s always messing up his plans! Okay, let’s go back to the actual story.
So Kaito notices that the villains are here and the negotiation goes just like how it happened in the movie, but now Ash isn’t a pussy like Pooh and transforms alongside Kaito... Maestro, Music!
Kaito shoots some of the weak points on The Magician, causing Samhaeim to go Oh, Crap!. Then Ash punches the ever-loving crap out of him. Soon the two retreat, with Ash and Kaito following. Kaito gets his ass handed to by Bowser, but Kelly and Lynn use their family bonds to break the spell. Egon explains that they set the clock ahead by five minutes. Kaito pulls an Adachi and shoves Agatha in the mirror. The Magician and Samhaeim try to attack, but Ash Rider Stings into Samhaeim and then Kaito... OOOOOH DAMN! HE’S USIN’ HIS SUPER MODE! SQUEEE! AND DAMN! OVERKILL ATTACK! NICE! Bowser Rage Quits again and Kaito says My Work Here Is Done. Pooh asks him about the treasure and he responds that friendship is his treasure. Wait... in the beginning, he was offered Magic as his treasure... and in the end, he got Friendship? So... Friendship Is Magic?
KAMEN RIDE: DIEND!
And that finishes off this Pooh’s Adventures. The story is very good, showing what Crossovers can really do. Well, see you all later.
