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* JerkassHasAPoint: Jay Cutler says that fantasy football is a game for losers, dorks, and virgins. Cue [[StrawLoser Tony Romo]], [[{{Adorkable}} Brandon Weeden]] and [[YouNeedToGetLaid Tim Tebow]] getting excited for Tom Brady's fantasy football draft.

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* JerkassHasAPoint: Jay Cutler says that fantasy football is a game for losers, dorks, and virgins. Cue [[StrawLoser Tony Romo]], [[{{Adorkable}} Brandon Weeden]] Weeden and [[YouNeedToGetLaid Tim Tebow]] getting excited for Tom Brady's fantasy football draft.
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* {{Earworm}}: In-universe; Carson Palmer complains about Peyton saying things to the tune of the Nationwide jingle ("Nationwide is on your side"), and how it's now stuck in his head.

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* {{Earworm}}: In-universe; Carson Palmer complains about Peyton saying things to the tune of the Nationwide jingle ("Nationwide is on your side"), and how it's now stuck in his head.
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* BetterByADifferentName: The theme of the Assblast convo. Joe Flacco repeatedly [[LampshadeHanging points out that it's just a repeat of OppositeDay with a different name]] but Pro Football Mock feels that it's entirely different and not ripped off.

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* BetterByADifferentName: The theme of the Assblast convo. Joe Flacco repeatedly [[LampshadeHanging points out that it's just a repeat of of]] OppositeDay with a different name]] name but Pro Football Mock feels that it's entirely different and not ripped off.
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* SomethingCompletelyDifferent: Each year, instead of doing a Pro Bowl themed convo, a convo is done that is completely different than normal.
** In the first season, they did a WholeEpisodeFlashback to the Facebook Convo that was done after the previous season's Super Bowl.
** In the second season, they did a TimeTravelEpisode where the 2014 Aaron Rodgers ends up in 2040 after his attempt to travel to the future and stop Russell Wilson from winning the Super Bowl fails.
** In the third and final season, they did an AlternateUniverse convo.
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The NFL [=QBs=] on Facebook series started with the Hall of Fame Game, and continued to the Super Bowl, with a Free Agency special and an NFL Draft special, where new quarterbacks were introduced. There were also four special convos during the season, an OppositeDay special, a Halloween special, a special devoted to advertising, and a Christmas Special.

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The NFL [=QBs=] on Facebook series started with the Hall of Fame Game, and continued to the Super Bowl, with a Free Agency special and an NFL Draft special, where new quarterbacks were introduced. There were also four special convos during the season, an OppositeDay special, a Halloween special, a special devoted to advertising, ProductPlacement (appropriately called "A Word From Our Sponsors"), and a Christmas Special.
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** Denial is represented by Peyton Manning refusing to believe he lost to the Ravens.
** Anger is represented by Aaron Rodgers angrily shouting at Colin Kaepernick to die.
** Bargaining is represented by Russell Wilson claiming he can fix this and still win.
** Depression is represented by Matt Schaub screaming about wanting to die.
** Acceptance is represented by Tony Romo telling the others that they'll get used to ending their seasons with failure and disgrace like he has for years.
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* AscendedExtra: Shaun Hill is kicked out of the 2014 Preseason finale convo ("Resting the Starters," which focused on the backup QBs) because he was named the Rams starter after Sam Bradford re-injured his ACL.

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* AscendedExtra: Shaun Hill is kicked out of the 2014 Preseason finale convo ("Resting the Starters," which focused on the backup QBs) [=QBs=]) because he was named the Rams starter after Sam Bradford re-injured his ACL.
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* AscendedExtra: Shaun Hill is kicked out of the 2014 Preseason finale convo because he was named the Rams starter after Sam Bradford re-injured his ACL.

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* AscendedExtra: Shaun Hill is kicked out of the 2014 Preseason finale convo ("Resting the Starters," which focused on the backup QBs) because he was named the Rams starter after Sam Bradford re-injured his ACL.
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* OppositeDay: Once a season.

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* OppositeDay: Once a season. The final season also included "Assblast Week," which was basically Opposite Day under another name.

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* MaliciousMisnaming: After Eli loses the Manning Bowl, Peyton hacks his Facebook and changes his name to "Big Stupid Loser".

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After Eli loses the Manning Bowl, Peyton hacks his Facebook and changes his name to "Big Stupid Loser".


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* NeverLiveItDown: Constant jokes are made about Mark Sanchez running into his own teammate's rear end and fumbling the football, referred to as the "buttfumble."
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* BrainBleach: Sam Bradford's disgusting descriptions of what ties are like causes the other QBs to scream for this.
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* ExcuseMeWhileIMultitask: Marcus Mariota is able to simultaneously participate in the Week 5 HHOFB convo and play against the University of California. He even posts while scoring two touchdowns. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.

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* ExcuseMeWhileIMultitask: Marcus Mariota is able to simultaneously participate in the Week 5 HHOFB convo and play against the University of California. He even posts while scoring two touchdowns. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.



--> '''Brandon Moore's Ass''': No, but I remember when you grounded our playoff hopes by [[CrowningMomentOfFunny stumbling face first into my butt hole.]]

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--> '''Brandon Moore's Ass''': No, but I remember when you grounded our playoff hopes by [[CrowningMomentOfFunny [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments stumbling face first into my butt hole.]]
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The series, as well as the rest of the Pro Football Mock Website, has disappeared from the internet, but is presumably available through various archives.

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The series, as well as the rest of the Pro Football Mock Website, has disappeared from the internet, but is presumably portions (at least) of the series are available through [[https://web.archive.org/web/20160316074950/http://profootballmock.com/category/nfl-qbs-on-facebook/ various archives.
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The series, as well as the rest of the Pro Football Mock Website, has disappeared from the internet.

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The series, as well as the rest of the Pro Football Mock Website, has disappeared from the internet.
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The entire series can be seen [[http://profootballmock.com/category/nfl-qbs-on-facebook/ here]].

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The entire series can be seen [[http://profootballmock.com/category/nfl-qbs-on-facebook/ here]].
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* MistakenForGay: Aaron Rodgers endures plenty of gay jokes during the 2013 Wild Card convo, and angrily denies that he is in fact gay.

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* MistakenForGay: Aaron Rodgers endures plenty of gay jokes during the 2013 Wild Card convo, and angrily denies that he is in fact gay. In "Meanwhile, In An Alternate Universe", this is inverted, as, since all the other quarterbacks are gay, Aaron Rodgers angrily denies that he is in fact straight.

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* DidntWeUseThisJokeAlready: The 2014 NFL draft convo has Peyton Manning steal Aaron Rodgers' threat to Russell Wilson, only to be interrupted by Rodgers [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall pointing out he already made the threat earlier]].

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The 2014 NFL draft convo has Peyton Manning steal Aaron Rodgers' threat to Russell Wilson, only to be interrupted by Rodgers [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall pointing out he already made the threat earlier]].



** The "Assblast" Convo is lampshaded several times as just being a rehash of the "Opposite Day" convos, one of which was already used during the season.



** In Heisman Hopefuls on Facebook, Teddy Bridgewater is portrayed as a good quarterback, who is...mentally challenged.

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** In Heisman Hopefuls on Facebook, Teddy Bridgewater is portrayed as a good quarterback, who is...mentally challenged. He loses this role when he's drafted into the NFL.

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* CallBack: Andrew Luck mentions that he decided to help the less fortunate by making pies for the homeless, [[spoiler: which turned out to have ''poison'' berries instead of boysenberries as the main ingredient. This serves as a callback to the Spacebook convo, where Aaron Rodgers found out from the quarterbacks that Luck went to prison for going on a hobo killing spree.]]

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Andrew Luck mentions that he decided to help the less fortunate by making pies for the homeless, [[spoiler: which turned out to have ''poison'' berries instead of boysenberries as the main ingredient. This serves as a callback to the Spacebook convo, where Aaron Rodgers found out from the quarterbacks that Luck went to prison for going on a hobo killing spree.]]
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** In "Opposite Day '14," Peyton Manning's breaking of the all-time TD Record triggered an Opposite Day, which resulted in all of Russell Wilson's attempted troll lines failing. He got his "troll-jo" back by the next convo, though.
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The series ended in February 2015, after Super Bowl XLIX concluded the 2014 NFL season. Creator Dave Barry had left the door open to future installments, but a later post revealed that he was ending work on the [=ProFootballMock=] site, albeit leaving the site operational as an archive. One year later, a post-Super Bowl 50 convo was posted - perhaps it's a revival?

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The series ended in February 2015, after Super Bowl XLIX concluded the 2014 NFL season. Creator Dave Barry had left the door open to future installments, but a later post revealed that he was ending work on the [=ProFootballMock=] site, albeit leaving the site operational as an archive. One year later, a post-Super Bowl 50 convo was posted - perhaps it's a revival?
appropriately named "For Old Time's Sake."
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* MyNewGiftIsLame: A variation occurs in "Secret Santa" after several players give each other gag gifts:
-->'''Joe Flacco:''' Hey Ryan Tannehill. I left your Secret Santa gift in your locker for you.\\
'''Ryan Tannehill:''' This $15 gift card for Starbucks?\\
'''Joe Flacco:''' Yeah. I figured you could, you know, get yourself a couple of lattes, or whatever. On me.\\
'''Ryan Tannehill:''' Okay. Thanks, I guess.\\
'''Peyton Manning:''' FLACCO, THAT IS THE MOST BORING SECRET SANTA GIFT EVER.\\
'''Joe Flacco:''' WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? APART FROM HAVING A HOT WIFE AND LOOKING LIKE DANIEL TOSH, RYAN TANNEHILL HAS NO UNIQUE “THING” TO EXPLOIT. HE’S THE MOST BORING QB IN OUR CONVOS!
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BECAUSE UNDERSTATEMENT SINKHOLES ARE BEING CLEANED UP, YOU SEE.


* ThatWasNotADream: Aaron Rodgers initially believes that the Seahawks highly improbable comeback in the 2014 NFC Championship was a nightmare. The other players hesitantly tell him that it actually happened. As expected, Rodgers [[{{Understatement}} is fairly upset about it]].

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* ThatWasNotADream: Aaron Rodgers initially believes that the Seahawks highly improbable comeback in the 2014 NFC Championship was a nightmare. The other players hesitantly tell him that it actually happened. As expected, Rodgers [[{{Understatement}} is fairly upset about it]].it.

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There's already a Wilson troll job at the end of the page


->'''Russell Wilson:''' [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder 79, at last count.]] Which is ten more than I expected. %% There were 79 QB convos during the series' original run.
->'''Aaron Rodgers:''' WILSON, I WILL [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife RUIN YOUR LIFE LIKE TV TROPES!]]

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->'''Russell Wilson:''' [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder 79, at last count.]] Which is ten more than I expected. %% There were 79 QB convos during the series' original run.
->'''Aaron Rodgers:''' WILSON, I WILL [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife RUIN YOUR LIFE LIKE TV TROPES!]]
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** With the Super Bowl 50 convo included, the series chronologically begins with Eli Manning winning the Super Bowl, then ends with Peyton Manning winning the Super Bowl.
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** When Mark Sanchez complains about getting hit in the face with a football and how much it hurts, [[TheBradyBunch Marcia Brady]] agrees with him.

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** When Mark Sanchez complains about getting hit in the face with a football and how much it hurts, [[TheBradyBunch [[Series/TheBradyBunch Marcia Brady]] agrees with him.
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*** The Steel Curtain Defense, after Andrew Luck threw for 400 yards and three touchdowns, despite him losing to the Steelers.

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*** The Steel Curtain Defense, after Andrew Luck threw for 400 yards and three touchdowns, despite him his Colts losing to the Steelers.
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-->[=McElroy=]: Wow. You guys are REALLY mean to each other.
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** Cam Newton gets this treatment in the Super Bowl 50 convo; he ended up scaring White America when he complained that he didn't get a chance to do his custom touchdown celebration by "[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dab_(dance) dabbing]]".
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* IncomingHam
** "BEAST MODE, MOTHERFUCKERS."
** "LEGION OF BOOM, BITCHES!"
** Almost everyone who makes the opening comment for the convos.

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