History WebVideo / KotouraSanAbridged

** When Haruka tries to hide from Manabe in a [[Franchise/MetalGear cardboard box, Manabe repeatedly lifts and puts down the box because no question mark appeared above Haruka's head]].

* {{Pun}}: Dai'chi make a bunch of these while he's [[JustForPun hanging out]] at the ESP club; complete with {{Rimshot}}, coutesy of Haruka.

** Haruka asks the ESP club [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya if they should be looking for aliens and time travellers as well as espers]].

-->'''Haruka:''' Well I'll give these humans credit. When it comes to isolation, they are incredibly organised. They've kept this circle going for the last five minutes. Woopdy fucking doo.

* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass: When everyone returns to the ESP research club and Dai'chi is still tied up, it is [[{{Understatement}} implied]] [[OffscreenMomentOfAwesome he killed]] [[VideoGame/{{Slender}} Slenderman]].

* LesYay:
-->'''Hiyori:''' I can also help you get revenge on everyone who's ever wronged you.\\
'''Haruka:''' Does that include my mother?\\
'''Hiyori:''' It could be all of Russia for all I care.\\
'''Haruka:''' This must be what love feels like.

-->'''Manabe:''' Long story short; Don't spend a week in Georgia.
* {{Wangst}}: Haruka suffers from this in episode 1 combined with EmoTeen
-->'''Manabe:''' Dude, you just saved my life! Quit being so whiny!

-->'''''Haruka''': I can handle losing my friends. I can handle my parents abandoning me. I can even handle those two people I've never met before. BUT NOT THE KIIIIITTYYYYYYY!''

-->'''''Manabe''': Okay, so I'm looking for someone with orange hair who can read minds. uuuumm. *Yells from top of school* HEY YOU! CAN YOU READ MINDS?''
-->'''''Haruka''': UUUUMMM NO!''
-->'''''Manabe''': DAMN!''

-->'''''Haruka''': NOT THE KIIIIITTYYYYYYY!''

--> '''''Haruka''': Well I'll give these humans credit. When it comes to isolation, they are incredibly organised. They've kept this circle going for the last five minutes. Woopdy fucking doo.''

-->'''''Haruka''': Um, y'know I, I think I left my iron on, in the oven, which was doing the laundry?''

--> '''''Haruka''': Daddy? What does it mean when you call mommy a bitch?''

-->'''''Hiyori''': I can also help you get revenge on everyone who's ever wronged you.''
-->'''''Haruka''': Does that include my mother?''
-->'''''Hiyori''': It could be all of Russia for all I care.''
-->'''''Haruka''': This must be what love feels like.''

--> '''''Priest''': Welcome, Lady Yuriko, Sir Daichi, Manabe.''

-->'''''Manabe''': Long story short; Don't spend a week in Georgia.''

-->'''''Manabe''': Dude, you just saved my life! Quit being so whiny!''

* {{Pun}}: Dai'chi make a bunch of these while he's [[JustForPun hanging out]] at the ESP club; complete with rimshot, coutesy of Haruka.

--> ''Priest: Welcome, Lady Yuriko, Sir Daichi, Manabe.''

-->''Manabe: Long story short; Don't spend a week in Georgia.''

-->''Manabe: Long story short; Don't spend a week in Florida.''

-->'''''Haruka: Um, y'know I, I think I left my iron on, in the oven, which was doing the laundry?

-->'''''Manabe''': Dude, you just saved my life! Quit being so whiny!

-->''Manabe: Long story short; Don't spend a week in Florida.''

''Manga/KotouraSan Abridged'' was created on May 11, 2013 by one Scourgemaster. It is filled with copious amounds of [[DeadpanSnarker snark]], {{Running Gag}}s and MoodWhiplash. The episodes can be found [[https://www.youtube.com/user/IishTehScourgemaster/videos here]]

-->''Manabe: Okay, so I'm looking for someone with orange hair who can read minds. uuuumm. *Yells from top of school* HEY YOU! CAN YOU READ MINDS?''
-->''Haruka: UUUUMMM NO!''
-->''Manabe: DAMN!''

-->''Haruka: NOT THE KIIIIITTYYYYYYY!''

--> ''Haruka: Well I'll give these humans credit. When it comes to isolation, they are incredibly organised. They've kept this circle going for the last five minutes. Woopdy fucking doo.''

--> ''Haruka: Daddy? What does it mean when you call mommy a bitch?''

-->''Hiyori: I can also help you get revenge on everyone who's ever wronged you.''
-->''Haruka: Does that include my mother?''
-->''Hiyori: It could be all of Russia for all I care.''
-->''Haruka: This must be what love feels like.''

--> ''Haruka: Well I'll give these humans credit. When it comes to isolation, they are incredible organised. They've kept this circle going for the last five minutes. Woopdy fucking doo.''